Fyodor: *Holding Dazai Down In A Bathtub* You Are Being Baptized Dazai!

Griffon to V: trust me, I haven’t lead you astray in ten minutes

Sigma: How many weapons do you even have on you?

Nikolai: Let’s see…

*Uses his overcoat and a pile of weapons fall out*

Nikolai: I think I’m running low.

Sigma: IS THAT A NUKE?!

Go for it. Your writing is amazing and I would love to read the

I kinda wanna start an X Reader Story

But then again, I don’t wanna start it then completely forget about it and not update it due to a writer’s block or just actually forgetting it. What do you guys think?

"I told you not to go through that door but did you listen? No. Now you're dead."

Part 2 of Ignis in horror lands

“There better be vegetables served with that human flesh!”

“Get that arm out of your mouth! You don’t know where that has been!”

“For a second I thought you were Gladio”

“Prompto would be fine here since he’s still a virgin.”

“Why would I walk through a dark corridor with no flashlight I’m not insane.”

“Yes, let’s split up good idea. We can cover more ground with our blood that way.”

(If you have any ideas post them!“

We need a Sigma protection squad. Who’s joining?

Mori: I think there is something between the two of you.

Chuuya: A knife?

Dazai: A gun?

Mori: Sexual tension.

Over religious guy: I shall drive you out with these sacred tools.

Nero: you’re a sacred tool.

To the people that like the incorrect quotes.

Yes I am aware of what is going on in the story. These are incorrect quotes. These are not canon these are just fun little things. Also I ship everyone with everyone. I am not picking favorites. Please be kind to the shippers of the group they ship. If they ship X with X okay that’s fine. If they ship X with their OC it’s okay. They are fictional characters named after IRL authors. Please understand that this account is for fun. It does not fully follow the time line nor am I saying what I write is canon.

~Kira~

Dazai: Why the hell did you punch me, slug?!

Chuuya: Because you tried to kiss me!

Dazai: You were under a mistletoe!

Chuuya: You put it there!

Dazai: Damn it Chuuya! Just love me already!

Take my blood