Person A: “If This Is Your Way Of Flirting, You’re Doing A Terrible Job At It.”

Person A: “If this is your way of flirting, you’re doing a terrible job at it.”

Person B: “Then what would you suggest?”

Person A: “Not throwing knives at the object of your affection, for one.”

Person B: “In my defence, you do look very attractive when you catch them like that.”

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5 months ago
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too
Finally Now That The Comic Is Fully Public On Comicfury, I Get To Share It With All Of You Here, Too

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

If you enjoyed, please consider supporting by buying a PDF of the comic on itch.io: https://tawnysoup.itch.io/home-in-the-woods

3 months ago

writing a novel is adding a bit of light humour to a conversation, reading it back and realising you've just set up some unconscious foreshadowing that is going to go off in seven chapters

1 year ago

Hi! I got sent over here by Bamsara to ask your opinions on a good starter/durable drawing tablet! Honestly probably woulda come over here anyways ‘cause I follow you both!

yEAAAAAAAAAAS I got so many starter tablets under my belt. (Note, these are all pen tablets, not DISPLAY tablets so if you'd like any info on those I'd be happy to help!)

I personally started with a Wacom Intuos (kept it for about 12 years before I threw it), and honestly there's a lot of positives and negatives with it. On the upside, it is ASTOUNDINGLY durable, it's a great size for transportation, and Wacom is a well-known and otherwise trustworthy brand. On the downside, Wacom has been notorious for not updating drivers on older products, the pen pressure leaves a lot to be desired, and Wacom's pricing is usually on the upper end.

A good follow-up for a similar price is the Huion HS610 series, it's also one of my personal favorites. It's got quite a larger capture area than the Intuos, they're extremely lightweight, the drivers update frequently (even for out of date models), the pen pressure is utterly divine, and the amount of accessories included makes up for the slightly steeper price. On the downside, because of it's larger size, it is a bit more difficult to travel with, but if you draw primarily from home it's a very good fit.

And if neither of these brands do it for you, the XP-Pen's 01 V2 might be a good fit (and on sale for $47.99 right now!). While I haven't personally owned this one, it was one I did quite a bit of research on when looking for a replacement when my Intuos started giving me trouble a while back. The Deco series comes in multiple sizes, colors, and wired/wireless settings (look for the series on the website, I've only linked the 01 V2), they come with multiple accessories and adapters for both PC and mobile phone use, the pen pressure has been relatively well reviewed, and the price beats out both Wacom and Huion. Unfortunately, because I haven't personally owned this one I can't speak on the drawbacks of the tablet, but from what I see they're a well reviewed brand overall.

Hope this helps!

1 year ago

Daydreaming about my book:

Daydreaming About My Book:

Writing my book:

Daydreaming About My Book:
1 year ago

To whom it may concern,

If you have had the misfortune of finding this note, then you are most likely the new owner of this property. And for that, I can only apologise and offer my condolences.

I have done everything within my power to ensure that this property never gains a new owner, but as the years go by and my body and mind begin to fail me, I fear that all of my preparations might have been in vain, as one can never hope to fully prepare for every eventuality. 

As such, all I can do now is offer what little advice I have managed to gather over the years, in the hopes that whichever poor soul is reading this, will be able to avoid the fate that myself, and all those before me, were doomed to. 

1 - Never extinguish or move, the lantern in the attic.

2 - If the lantern moves by itself, do not try and put it back in its usual place. It will return there in due time.

3 - Never use the back door. It does not lead to where you think it does, and it is locked for a reason.

4 - If said reason starts knocking or scratching at that door, do not respond, but be sure to cook a little extra that night, and try to pretend you do not notice when there is nothing left behind come the morn.

5 - Never remove flowers from the garden without having something on hand, to give back in return.

6 - Do not light the fireplace on the north wall. There is something living there, and the flames will be seen as an invitation.

7 - Those are not people by the lake, and they do not like it when you stare.

8 - Do not touch the apple tree. You cannot afford what they cost.

9 - The fourth step will squeak if you step on it during the day. Pay no attention to how it growls, when you do so at night.

10 - Never leave a mirror uncovered when you leave a room. These too, will be taken as an invitation, and not all guests are as polite as the chimney beast.

11 - Mysterious books should be avoided at all costs. 

12 - No, that corner was not always that dark. Do not try and investigate it.

13 - Do not respond to the whispering you hear during the night. They do not only seek to wake you.

Good luck, dear stranger. 

May you succeed, where all before you, have failed.

1 year ago
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1 year ago
Some More Outside Drawings! I Went To LA For A While
Some More Outside Drawings! I Went To LA For A While
Some More Outside Drawings! I Went To LA For A While
Some More Outside Drawings! I Went To LA For A While
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1 year ago
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5 months ago
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
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Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While
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Haha So Uhmmm Remember How I Said Narinder Fell First And Harder? It Doesn't Go Well For Him For A While

Haha so uhmmm remember how I said Narinder fell first and harder? It doesn't go well for him for a while lmao.

He confessed with full confidence that they would accept him over everyone else cause of course. Why wouldn't they? Oh? They said no! Well actually, they said they're gonna pretend that they didn't hear that haha whoops. Lamb fumbled for another 200 years.

Its fiiiine this opened them both up to talk about it later and they'll test the waters soon.... In another few years. Boy gotta yearn for this lamb. It's what they deserve.

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