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new prompts ft. old ones

this is a mix of new prompts as well as ones from the previous list, of which didn't perform well so it's being reused; as always, this prompt list is ONLY for requests sent to @mlmxreader - do not use for your own unless you have my explicit consent to do so.

RULES AND GUIDELINES - READ BEFORE YOU REQUEST

"I need to go outside and scream for about two hours"

“Just forget about it, forget I said anything”

"We can do whatever we want"

“I'm cold, I'm tired, I need a cup of coffee and a fucking hug”

"Just go for it, I'm sick of your pining"

“You know he doesn't exactly approve of our relationship”

"You'll make yourself sick if you don't stop"

“It's only a stupid game, don't take it to heart”

"I thought you'd be excited"

“That looked like it hurt... do you want me to take a look at it?”

"What the fuck else were we supposed to do to kill time?"

“You're shivering, so I gave you my jacket and my blanket”

"Why'd you say it like that?"

“So? What do you think?”

"You're just... I wanna remember you like this"

“Nothing, I just... I thought I'd lost you”

"If I have to sleep on top of you, I will"

“Fuck! I missed you!”

"I just need a reason to come back"

“I can't stay in bed all day, I've got stuff to do”

"To be honest, I thought sneaking around would be more difficult"

“Look at you! You're fucking freezing!”

"This was your fucking bright idea!"

“He’s family to me, that's why it matters so much”

"Don't you dare. Just don't"

“For what it's worth, you always have me”

"Did you just smack my ass?"

“This is gonna sting like a bitch”

"Thought I'd, uhm, come keep you company"

“We're the only ones allowed to bully you”

"Never realised you felt like that, actually"

“Tell me the truth, nothing else"

"You look tired, like, really fucking tired"

“Don't you get it? I'm in love with you”

"Just leave 'em, they're happy"

“Just... just shut up for a second"

"That's my jacket you're using as a pillow"

"They said you'd been killed"

"Sit down and tell me all about it"

"There's no need to get jealous"

"Thought I'd swing by, see how my favourite person was doing"

"Say that again. Go on"

"Do you have to be so fucking stupid?"

"Well, for a start, there's the fact that he'd never look at me that way"

"Do not fight me on this"

"How'd you know? I thought I was being subtle"

"Just think about it, please? Just think about it"

"Sit. You can have one of my cigarettes"

"You're not the boss of me." "Yes, I am, I literally rank higher than you."

"Is this your way of asking me to stay the night?"

"I have had enough"

"Sorry, I didn't mean to wake you up, I just... couldn't stand the thought of you being alone"

"My feet hurt, my neck is sore, I just want to go to bed"

"When I have ever broken my promises?"

"Can I at least come with you?"

"C'mon, you can come with me"

"Stay still, or else I'll kick you out of the bed"

"You're such an ass, I love you"

"I said you look good"

"I really do wish things were different"

"I waited too long to kiss you"

"You said a while ago that these were your favourite"

"Shut up, and do as you're told"

"What the fuck do you mean?"

"It's my job to make sure you don't get killed." "How romantic."

"Coffee?"

"Don't be a fucking drag"

"You look real good right now"

"Only you're allowed to call me that"

"I'd be an idiot not to love you, wouldn't I?"

"Please do not start a fucking fight"

"You're my lucky charm"

"Oi! You got a fucking problem?"

"Would you be able to, I dunno, go on a date with me?"

"Where the fuck did you put it?"

"Did you sleep properly last night?"

"Can you go a little faster?"

"The thunder, it... it reminded me of, y'know..."

"Hold tight"

"Can I at least kiss it better?"

"I'll buy you a pint, don't worry"

"This is some kinda joke, right?"

"You're telling me I fucking trekked all the way here - for a fucking picnic?"

"Hey, hey, look at me. C'mon, look at me. I got you"

"Watch your language." "Fuck you."

"And don't you dare try and give me the puppy dog eyes"

"Fuck... fine"

"I look awful, don't I?"

"I'm proud of you"

"One day. That's all I wanted, one day of fucking peace and quiet"

"Can we not go somewhere a little more private?"

"Am I okay to lean in and kiss you?"

"We've been dating for months, and you're still flirting with me?"

"Quit hogging the blanket"

"Do you want me to move?" "No." "Good, because I'm comfortable"

"That's the eighth time you've stolen my shirt this week"

"Please, I've done this a thousand times"

"Ah, fuck! Hide under the bed"

"How are you covered in bruises?"

"It's not much, but... I tried"

"This is the best coffee I've had in years"

"Oi! Look what I found!"

"You can have some of mine if you're that hungry"

"If you cry, then I'll start crying, too"

"I'm not jealous." "Then why do you look pissed off?"

"They couldn't even win a rugby match against us"

"Tell me something I don't know"

"Would you mind giving me a shave? No one does it the way you do"

"It's a little drinking game, what's the harm in that?"

"Shit... you make a damn good cup of coffee"

"It was just some asshole"

"Don't fucking sneak up on me like that!"

"Nobody upsets you and gets away with it"

"Kiss me once more, for good luck”

"I'm not exactly the best boyfriend in the world"

"If you asked me to go with you, I would." "Really?"

"It means a lot, and I do actually appreciate it"

"You really kicked our asses back there"

"Oh thank fuck, I was worried you'd hate it"

"Sorry... you were dozing off"

"Move." "Make me."

"Put your head on my chest, it'll be more comfy"

"I'm not getting out of bed, fuck off"

"Where did you get this?"

"I made you breakfast"

"The second you start snuggling into me, I'm gonna fall asleep again"

"C'mon, just dance with me!"

"Aren't you lovely and warm?"

"Don't be a piece of shit, hold my hand"

"So, to answer your question, yes, we're stuck here"

"You said what?" "I said he was a bastard cunt with a stick so far up his backside you could see it in his mouth"

"It was your idea to steal eggs!"

"We can't get away with sneaking around forever"

"Ah. Bollocks."

"Stop fucking creeping up to me!"

"Please tell me you didn't call him a cunt to his face." "Twice, actually"

"Shut up and kiss me before I fucking kiss you"

"How the fuck did we wind up here?"

"You kept saying how much you missed your old one"

"God, you smell good"

"No one compares to you"

"Is that... is that the ring I lost?"

"Please control your boyfriend"

"Oh, stop being a dick and kiss me"

"I've put a do not disturb sign on the door, we'll be fine"

"How long have you waited to ask me out?"

"You remembered our anniversary"

"Why the fuck wouldn't I say yes?"

"Who the fuck is that?"

"That's it, come a little closer"

"If you sit on my lap, there'll be more room"

"Fuck! Your hands are like ice!"

"Been a while since you slept so well*

"Just give me two seconds, I have a surprise"

"Whatever you do, don't break anything"

"Please, let me fucking look after you"

"Maybe we were meant to be together, I dunno"

"You're at home, you can rest now"

"It was only a nightmare"

"Woah, woah, calm down - only me”

"You stole my towel!"

“Fuck... you look so good”

"Stop ogling your boyfriend for two minutes"

“I have a feeling we'll be alright”

"As long as I have you, I know I'm okay"

“Here, have a swig of this”

"It won't be a bother"

“Every day I wake up, and my only thoughts are of you”

"Technically, this isn't even our first date"

“That's what I said, wasn't it? That I'd always protect you?”

"Stay with me"

“Stop checking my ass out every time I bend over”

"You look like you've been crying - who do I need to see?"

“Quit biting your lip”

"You give the best hugs, for the record"

RULES AND GUIDELINES - READ THEM BEFORE YOU REQUEST

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“Be careful who you trust, Sergeant.  People you know can hurt you the most.”

“How beautiful to find a heart that loves you, without asking you for anything, but to be okay.”

— Khalil Gibran

Y'know what, fuck this bullshit. I need to know y'all are actually against it.

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