I Am Nooooot Locked The Fuck In. Im Locked The Fuck Out. Call The Locksmith

oh m-...ahhh...my pockages

REBLOG IF THIS RELATES TO YOU:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Why would you think this is a good idea???

Lol heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you'll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this lmfao

you just sat there and raised your hand these are middle school talents don’t boast.

middle school talents are becoming rarer and rarer these days such as Reading Comprehension Being able to talk to someone Compassion Understanding of other's viewpoints Common sense Not being fooled by a fake image of a baby on a motorcycle. No Tucker, he did not do that, you got tricked by a machine that burnt down a tree to make that.

??????????

arrrgggh! I just finally managed to picture a rotating apple in my mind with perfect clarity when a rotating mind horse appeared and immediately ate it!!

As someone who’s never seen kingdom hearts- yeah. Seems about right.

yhis is gonna happen in chapter 4 mark my words

Just like your son. Amazing.

Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.

If anything is decriminalized that should be the default. And it’s crazy to me to think something can become legal- but since you did it a week too early your in prison for 50 more years, sorry!