Day 1131 Of Amphibia Screenshots

Missed opportunity not calling it Flies’d Tea

hey do you think worms deserve fair trials

Of course

You’re married to your phone background/lockscreen how fucked are you

Reminds me of a story my brother told me. He was at his new job, and his trainer complained about the day saying how there’s no way to make it worse. Then one of his coworkers faked having a heart attack to prove that the day could get worse actually

My coworker said he was having a bad day and I said 'it can't be that bad you haven't started howling like a sad dog yet' and he let out the saddest most pathetic little howl I've ever heard and I was like 'damn ok do you need to have a break?'

I watched a video today that was saying that Americans only feel poor and aren’t actually poor and should just be happier with less and I feel like that sentiment kind of misses a lot of the major problems actually happening in this country recently.

“Nobody wants to enjoy retirement” is such a stupid thing. Like- ???????? Yes?????? People do??????

Listening to Maria Bartiromo drone on about MAGA narratives as if she has an objective point of view is theatre for the braindead.

The anecdotal 'nobody wants to enjoy retirement' is from the same people who say grandma should help with child care.