Nintendo direct today was literally the saddest direct I’ve ever seen. 15 minutes to justify the $80 price tags- and yet all they showed off new is the turbo jump or whatever it’s called.
Im not even frustrated anymore. It’s just tiring at this point.
Always go the bathroom on company time, and only on company time!
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please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever
one time this nondescript guy came into my dunkin donuts and ordered a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot, and for some reason that peculiar order stuck with me so much that when, seven months later, i saw him in the parking lot walking towards the door, i quickly made a small black coffee with blueberry flavor shot. he ordered it and i was already holding it.
i would describe his demeanor that second time as “incredulous”
Does anyone know how tumblr works? Cause I sure as heck don’t!
The same empire killed their religions biggest prophet btw.
Because Catholicism and by extension Christianity are so big and normal I don't think a lot of people consider how strange the Vatican is just conceptually. Like yeah in the capital of a long-dead empire there's an opulent temple district that acts as it's own sovereign nation, still speaking the dead language of that empire for their rituals, ruled by a prophet-king chosen by a secret conclave of the high priesthood. Yeah his followers eat a lot of fish in the spring.
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Based, but also that means we won’t get a stardew valley movie :(
Concerned Ape knows what's up
SnailComics was taken so I had to do the “It’s” in front of the @
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