Sirius Has Never Actually Called Lily Her Name, Btw. He Calls Her Lilian And Lilibet And Lilith And Lillete

day 1 at the communal puzzle club: i see a puzzle with a sign next to it that says "please help with our communal puzzle" and i say to myself "don't mind if I do" and did the whole thing

LMAO YOU HEATHEN don’t spoil my future plans for oneshots >:/

Sirius has never actually called Lily her name, btw. He calls her Lilian and Lilibet and Lilith and Lillete and Lilah and Lizabeth and Liliana and Lydia and Liana and Lilette. Never just Lily.

She tries to do it to him in return, but there’s not much that Sirius can be short for. She compensates by calling him names and teasing him constantly.

Inspired by a fucking Twitter post, actually

Remus who can’t swim because of his physical disabilities which mostly affect his legs and hips and back. Remus who, despite being a little scared of it, loves the ocean and water. Remus who feels bad every time he sees somebody swimming or a pool.

Sirius who is a very strong swimmer and puts Remus on his chest to just exist in the water with his feet off the bottom for once. Sirius who invests in pool floaties so Remus can swim on his own. Sirius who teaches Remus how to float on his back so he can be in the water without floaties.

Bestie go get some sleep 😭

James believed in monsters in his closet.

Peter believed in monsters under his bed.

Remus believed in monsters breaking his bedroom window.

Sirius believed in monsters sleeping in the bedroom a few floors above his.

No way in hell I just saw someone say Jily doesn’t make sense??? HELLO??? ITS THE BACKBONE OF THE ENTIRE SERIES?????

Remus who can’t swim because of his physical disabilities which mostly affect his legs and hips and back. Remus who, despite being a little scared of it, loves the ocean and water. Remus who feels bad every time he sees somebody swimming or a pool.

Sirius who is a very strong swimmer and puts Remus on his chest to just exist in the water with his feet off the bottom for once. Sirius who invests in pool floaties so Remus can swim on his own. Sirius who teaches Remus how to float on his back so he can be in the water without floaties.

Sirius and baby Harry

Sirius doesn’t like the closet in their dorm. Why is that?

“It starts when Sirius trips.

He’s alone in the dorm— James and Peter are serving a detention, as they’re the only ones that got caught for their most recent prank and Remus is in the library, studying with Lily. He’s pretty tired, as well; walking about the dorm, fresh out of the shower, not paying full attention to his surroundings.”

James: Are we still bros?

Sirius, balls deep: Of course, bro.

James, tearing up: Bro…

Remus, under James: …are we all just bros to you?

Lily, watching them: Sorry, fucking what?

No, this would work on me. This HAS worked on me. This will continue to work on me.

you're watching me writing comments on every single chapter of a fic that was last updated seven months ago hoping that it'll convince the author to write 1345435 more chapters.

and then youre watching me remember that it doesnt work for me either and i just loose motication

then youre watching me cry in my room