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Sinner and a Saint

Summary: Being a nun while the hottest priest you ever laid eyes on enters your church is a challenge.

Pairing: Priest!Sam x Nun!Reader

Warnings: angst, breaking of vows, dirty talk, dominant Sam, smut, unprotected sex, sex in a church, go to hell with me, restraints, spanking, language, degrading

Kneeling in front of the large crucifix, knees pressed tightly together, hands folded and your head bowed you pray to get rid of your impure thoughts.

“Please, my Lord, help me not to break my vows. Help me get rid of these impure thoughts, my savior. I don’t want to be like the woman I used to be.”

You don’t see the man watching you pray. All you can concentrate on is to keep your word and to not break your vows.

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Bucky Barnes / Winter Soldier

dating Bucky would include

kissing Bucky would include

being intimate with Bucky would include

coffee shop dates with Bucky would include

lazy Sundays with Bucky would include

You have my heart, keep it safe / drabble

slow dancing with Bucky would include

taking baths with Bucky would include

baking with Bucky would include

pre-war!Stucky headcanons

playing with Bucky’s hair would include

Bucky Barnes adapting to the 21st century would include

Bucky taking care of you when you’re hurt would include

telling Bucky Barnes you’re a virgin would include

losing your virginity to Bucky would include

ice skating with Bucky Barnes would include

make me fall in love with magic / one shot

making love to Bucky (ft dom!reader) would include

Bucky Barnes learning about periods would include

spending your birthday with Bucky Barnes would include

dating 1940′s Bucky would include

being in a polyamorous relationship with Bucky and Nat would include 

being in a polyamorous relationship with Steve and Bucky would include 

being married to Bucky Barnes would include 

being pregnant with Bucky’s child would include 

songs that make Bucky Barnes emotional

Peter Parker / Spiderman

Peter Parker asking you out would include

dating Peter would include

being intimate with Peter would include / part 1 / part 2 / part 3 /

dying in Peter’s arms would include

dom!Peter vs dom!Y/N would include

taking baths with Peter would include

cuddling with Peter would include

turning Peter Parker on would include

Peter Parker giving you a massage would include

rainy days with Peter Parker would include

Peter Parker being jealous would include

slow dancing with Peter Parker would include

Peter Parker taking care of you when you’re on your period would include

Peter Parker seeing you topless for the first time would include

Steve Rogers / Captain America

dating Steve would include

dating pre-serum!Steve would include

being intimate with pre-serum!Steve would include

being intimate with Steve would include

Stevie taking care of you when you’re hurt would include

pre-war!Stucky headcanons

Steve Rogers adapting to the 21st century would include

Steve Rogers learning about periods would include

Steve Rogers proposing would include

Steve Roger’s bucket list would include

Steve Rogers getting Tinder would include

taking baths with Steve Rogers would include

being in a polyamorous relationship with Steve and Bucky would include 

Steve Rogers dating a plus sized girl would include

Loki

dating Loki would include

Loki coming out would include / part 1 /

being intimate with Loki would include

Loki reading to you after you have a nightmare would include

Pietro Maximoff / Quicksilver

dating Pietro Maximoff would include

being intimate with Pietro Maximoff would include

Wanda Maximoff / Scarlet Witch

dating Wanda Maximoff would include

being intimate with Wanda Maximoff would include

girls’ night with Nat and Wanda would include

T’Challa / Black Panther

dating T’Challa would include

Vision

dating Vision would include

Tony Stark / Iron Man

dating Tony Stark would include

Peggy Carter / The love of my life

dating Peggy Carter would include

Sam Wilson / Falcon

being intimate with Sam would include

Natasha Romanoff / Black Widow

dating Natasha Romanoff would include

being intimate with Natasha Romanoff would include

being part of a clintasha trio would include

girls’ night with Nat and Wanda would include

being in a polyamorous relationship with Bucky and Nat would include

Clint Barton / Hawkeye

being part of a clintasha trio would include

Matt Murdock / Daredevil

dating Matt Murdock would include 

Thor

Thor learning about periods would include 

Bruce Banner / Hulk

dating Bruce Banner would include 

Howard Stark

dating Howard Stark would include

Sebastian Stan

dating Sebastian Stan would include  / Part 2 /

watching The Bronze with Sebastian Stan would include

Sebastian Stan having a Tumblr would include

being intimate with Sebastian Stan would include

Sebastian Stan being a daddy would include

celebrating Sebby’s birthday would include

Sebastian Stan dating someone with depression would include

first date with Sebastian Stan would include

making out with Sebastian Stan would include

being pregnant with Sebastian Stan’s child would include

getting married to Sebastian Stan would include

taking a bath with Sebastian Stan would include

Sebby being a daddy would include

riding Seb’s thigh would include

SEBASTIAN STAN TAKING CARE OF YOU WHEN YOU’RE ON YOUR PERIOD

Sebastian Stan dating someone younger would include

waking up with Sebastian Stan would include

Sebastian Stan dating a plus size girl would include

Lance Tucker

being intimate with Lance Tucker would include

dating Lance Tucker would include

being married to Lance Tucker would include

Lance Tucker being a daddy would include

Tommy Holland

dating Tommy Holland would include

making out with Tommy Holland would include

cuddling with Tommy Holland would include

being intimate with Tommy Holland would include

meeting Tommy Holland’s family would include

Tom Holland dating a plus size girl/boy would include

accidentally turning on Tommy Holland  would include

Tom Holland dating someone from a foreign country would include

dom!Tom vs dom!Y/N would include

being an Olympic gymnast and dating Tommy Holland would include

tickle fights with Tommy Holland would include

Tom Holland being a daddy would include

taking a bath with Tommy Holland would include

dating TomHolland!Peter Parker would include /part 2/

Being in a polygamous relationship with Tom Holland and Harrison Osterfield would include

Tommy Holland dating someone self conscious/ insecure would include

Chris Evans

dating Chris Evans would include   /Part 2/

making out with Chris Evans would include

being intimate with Chris Evans would include

Chris Evans dating someone insecure about their bodies would include

tickle fights with Chris Evans would include

being pregnant with Chris Evans’ child would include

Chris Evans dating a plus size girl would include

helping Chris Evans shave would include

Chris Evans dating someone with anxiety would include

Chris Evans being a daddy would include

Chris Evans dating someone younger would include

“sparring” with Chris Evans would include

Chris Evans dating a plus-size reader would include

Chris Evans taking care of you when you’re sad would include

taking baths with Chris Evans would include

Tom Hiddleston

dating Tom Hiddleston would include

Robert Downey Jr

dating Robert Downey Jr would include

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aww your bodyguard!simon au reminds me of enemies to lovers its so cute!! 🥺

aww baby, it definitely would be! 😙 he would hate to be around all the popstar things you do, he doesn't understand it and he doesn't care for it.

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"so fuckin' stupid" he muttered, practically glaring under his balaclava at everyone around him. but especially at you. it's almost comical. ghost was a behemoth of a man, standing tall and proud at 6'4 and weighing at around 250 lbs. but one look from you and he could feel himself shatter beneath your gaze. your eyes on him making him feel exposed, vulnerable almost.

god, he hated you. your terrible attitude, horrible humour, the little miss know it all, the popstar princess bullshit. he hated you with every fibre of his body

you hated him, his arrogant cocky personality paired with his sarcasm. his silent and brooding at everything you did, his judging gaze constantly looking at you as if you've committed the biggest crime. you hated him with every fibre of your body.

and yet ghost learnt, the line between hate and love was a very thin line indeed.

despite how much he denies over and over, there's a tenderness when he looks at you. even with his frown, even with his harsh words, there's a flicker of emotion that runs through his brown eyes. it's only for a second but even for him, that's a second too long.

late at night when he's alone and relieved of his bodyguard duties, when the buzz of the songs and the chatter of the fans come to a silence, he dares himself to allow to dream. he hates how most of them revolve around you now. his breath shutters when they take a turn, his hand snaking down his abdomen and to his weeping cock for attention. he doesn't usually let himself have this pleasure but god, he can't help himself with you.

dreaming especially of the pretty sounds you would make when he pushes his aching cock between your slick folds, how beautiful you'd look splayed out across the bed as he took his sweet time learning every single thing about your body. what made you whine and arch, what made you whimper and moan. how you'd react with every sloppy thrust, how you'd clench around him with every movement of his hips

and it only served to infuriate him further when he knows he could never have you that way

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he's so emotionally constipated and he wonders why everyone is scared of him :")

Omfg

Please enjoy this recent TikTok I’ve made based on Tom Holland’s recent tweet below: