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“what master do i serve? what am i supposed to say? jesus?”

Also for the new wave of young tumblr users on here, I just want to let you know you’re not obligated to list out your life story for strangers online no matter how many nasty anons ask you to. 

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

Woke in the middle of the night earlier this week and couldn’t sleep again for four hours and at some point in my rotisserie insomnia I apparently shoved the phrase that was rotating in my brain into a phone note

Bucky, walking into the kitchen: is something burning?

Steve, leaning seductively against the counter: just my desire for you

Bucky: the toaster is on fire.

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Blurbs

Fantasy/Supernatural Blurbs

You’re a mermaid?

Shawn is an angel…literally?

Want // Werewolf Shawn*

Petting | Werewolf Shawn

Late Night | Werewolf Shawn

Challenge | Werewolf Shawn

Mine | Werewolf Shawn/Hybrid Wolf Reader

General AU

MMA Trainer Shawn

Bunks Bestfriend!Shawn

Just As Sweet // coffee shop AU

Missed You // College!Shawn

You and Shawn have a baby

Hot Cop!Shawn

Hockey!Shawn (badboy)

Little Bee

If I Had You | BFF!Shawn

Want | Friend AU

Feels Like Love | Badboy/BFF AU

Non AU (Real Life Shawn)

Cuddling

Shawn wants you to move in with him

Cake

Shawn locks himself out late at night

Protective Shawn

Lazy Day

The one where Shawn /really/ likes your new heels

Drunk kissin’

Under the table

Sweet Tooth

My Everything

Will you…

Down (plus size reader x shawn)

Shawn’s Favorite Thing

Hallo-weenie (you and Shawn go to a haunted house)

Nightmares

Sleepy

Aquarium Date

Bath

Backstage

Sick

You’ve Ruined Me

I Never Stopped Loving You (Jealous Shawn)

Perspective

Grounding 

Soft Love // plus size/curvy reader

Sick And Tired // Tour Shawn

“One Liner Blurbs”

“She’s hiding behind the couch.”

“Look at my tan. Shawn your skin is red, that’s a burn.”

You had one job…

“I thought I lost you”

“You want me to do WHAT?”

“dude, you’re whipped”

“Do I have to?”

“ARE YOU SERIOUS!?”

“I’ll put that tongue to good use if you don’t stop sticking it out”

“I’m telling you I’m haunted”

“Run for it!”

“I need a place to stay”

“You work for me.”

One Call Away

If Stuntmen from the old movies don’t have your full respect then I just don’t know what to say to you

yall need to start speaking up against mcu st*rker and th*rki before it turns into wincest and sterek. lets have fucking standards in this fandom bois. im not saying “go and harras people” im saying take a stance against it on your blog and let your followers know that you think its fucking wrong to fetishize pedophilia and incest because it is. we all disagree on a lot of things but let this be the one thing we all agree on: starkers and thorkis are not the part of the marvel fandom. theyre not valid, nor deserving of support. dont let this shit slide and complain later when it becomes too big to deal with. mcu starker is wrong. thorki is wrong. no exceptions.