IKNEW THIS REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

Can I ask you a question?It’skindofpersonalbutnotthatpersonal…my-my suit…too much?

Clint: I failed the exercise test.

Natasha: How?

Clint:They asked me to run and I said no.

I’ll never forget that one time I was talking to this boy and I rejected him (mind you I almost gave him my address because we were supposed to go out) and he stalked and harassed me for an entire month and put my number on Craigslist (I was getting hundreds of calls and texts every day to the point my phone stopped working).

Men are crazy.

anyone who reblogs this will get a random picture of someone in the mcu [MUST HAVE YOUR SUBMISSION OPEN]

Reblog if Black Lives Matter to you

Where are those woke white people at!?

being in a public restroom and hearing someone shitting really loud

Zenyatta: I don’t understand why humans like sleeping so much.

Reaper: It’s a free trial of death.

Need me a squad like this

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.