THEY ARE ADORABLE. I LOVE THEM. 🩷

that time of the year when you realize the depression isn’t seasonal

aaaaa ♡♡♡

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

Nothing made me laugh harder than Batman visibly about to lose his shit because he didn’t figure out the last riddle and the fucking Riddler just starts randomly singing “AVE MARIAAAAAAAAA” on the top of his lungs

the grief of seeing beauty all around you and feeling like a thunderous cloud right in the middle of it, because life is overcoming it’s cold affliction and you can’t seem to shake it

what yall know about the special kind of sadness that seems to come with spring

keep thinking “somewhere in another life” like this isn’t the only one i get. fucker.

I love the way Gordon is Battinson’s Batman’s handler. Every other cop is like scared shitless or pissed at the sight of Batman at crime scenes but Gordon’s just there like ‘oh this guy? No no he’s like my pet detective mhmm. He doesn’t bite I swear’

I beg my kidnappers for a phone, swearing not to make any calls or texts, and they stare over my shoulder, holding a gun to my head as I use my newly-freed hand to post, "So do like, dudes just buy ropes and baklavas from the same store or what lmfao like a specialty Crime Store"

One of the kidnappers says "balaclavas" but it's muffled under the fabric. I ask them to repeat and they do, their voice raspy from disuse. "You wrote baklava, that's a pastry." The other kidnapper goes "stfu" and then after a pause goes "Why would you buy from a crime store"

ovulation is hitting and it’s like the horniess is mixed up with sleepiness and despair in some kind of twisted, erotic threesome in my body

oscar malevolent save me... save me oscar malevolent....