I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

had a dream last night that sappho 16 became a meme. everyone on the internet was posting images that contained the text "some say cavalry, some say infantry, some say ships are the most beautiful thing, but I say it's" and then just like, the worst stock photo image the poster could find of whatever they loved (the ocean, a loaf of bread, etc.)

Revolution 0 cover

SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.

ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.

ARTHUR LESTER.

IS A HORSEMAN OF THE APOCALYPSE

SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.

and then send my straight friends the same thing and they’re like: i’m sorry???

fans of series w lots of acronyms: yeah you wanna get started with sfjfsa but if you prefer something more recent glhel and qeotg are beginner friendly i personally love the tkle tie ins with eiejgks

apparently everyone is sick of my shit and they’re going to kill me tomorrow. idk it’s just what I heard

Malevolent where everything is the same but instead of the This Too Shall Pass lighter it's sparkiplier (Markiplier Bic lighter)

This is the distant cousin of the cow lighter AU

ah man

Bon voyage @brickwhartley!

I finally switched to firefox and I've seen a lot of posts about the effortless importing of preferences from chrome and how it's important to support non-chromium platforms, but nobody is talking about the loss of productivity that happens when beautiful women come to your house to kiss you on the mouth because they heard you use firefox now. nobody's talking about this

Really need to blame @ryannorth for all my parenting successes. My six-year-old grabbed To Be or Not to Be off my bookshelf at random. She likes to show me all the murders. She asks me if things in daily life are "super rad." She wants a sword for Christmas so she can drop her old one and say "it sucks now." She made me do math in the car to find an alternate timeline. I have explained words like "debris" and "badass" to her. Yesterday we spent an hour fighting pirates together in choose-your -own-adventure format.

It's been two months since this started. Don't send help. It's awesome. Like totally awesome. Though the book is getting worn out.

if low-rise pants have a million haters i am one of them . if low-rise pants have ten haters i am one of them. if low-rise pants have only one hater and that is me . if low-rise pants have no hater, that means i am no more on the earth . if world against high-waisted pants, i am against the world. i love #highwaistedpants till my last breath hope this helps