I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.
uhhhhm my favorite animes is dandadan and dororo and dorohedoro and dodohoho and bobobobobobo and lalalalala and teehee
shout out to everyone who participated in the january-february mass depressive episode
How many people’s most beloved childhood stuffed animals are actually teddy bears, like I feel like that’s a thing someone made up. Reblog this and put what your longest owned and/or favorite stuffed animal as a child was in the tags, inquiring minds want to know
SO LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING RQ TO THE MALEV LISTENERS.
ARTHUR LESTER, A CARRIER OF PLAGUE, BOUND TO A BEING FROM THE AFTERLIFE, IS TRAVELLING ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH *THREE OTHER INDIVIDUALS* TO INITIATE THE DAY OF WRATH.
ARTHUR LESTER.
SPECIFICALLY, THE BIBLICAL HORSEMAN OF DEATH WHICH DOUBLES AS PESTILENCE AND IS FOLLOWED BY AN EMBODIMENT OF HELL.
SO YOU’RE NOT EXTRATERRESTRIAL?
you’re American???
I thought you were Aussie lol
I have never once been to Australia in my life.