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Muriel Smut part 3. The most smut. There will be one more part after this. I know it’s long. But I enjoyed writing it. 18+, NSFW. Enjoy my thirsty hot trash.=D

Pumpkin bread P3~

Your hands clasp your mouth in shock and embarrassment. Did I just say that?

“Muriel– I.” You start to feel yourself fall backwards, he catches you before your back hits the floor, still trying to get his breath under control. You still cover your hot face with your hands tightly, as he sits you up and pulls you into his chest. He awkwardly struggles to find some words. “….Uh…what was– …….Did that– …..was that–….are you ok–?”

You finally blurted out, “Oh god! I’m so sorry!”

“What–wh–why are you apologizing?” Frustration and confusion in his voice.

“I don’t know! Because of Asra!” Your voice is muffled as you speak through your hands.

“Because of…What? What do you mean ‘because Asra’?”

“…..He made a stupid pumpkin bread with seduction elixir. He left it on the freakin’ table in the back room.”

“… what?”

You eye peers through your parted fingers. “…….And– and I ate some of it.”

“Uuuuhhhhhhhh…….” He blankly stares at you. “Why?”

“I was hungry!! I didn’t know! You know how I love pumpkin bread!”

You start to feel your heartbeat ringing in your ears again. This moment of sanity isn’t going to last long. Tears start to overwhelm your eyes but you don’t dare show them.

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Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.

Of fucking course

What sick bastard doesn’t

Kinktober Masterlist

2017

Day 1: Spanking - Cassian Andor

Day 2: Dirty Talk - Bodhi Rook

Day 3: Public - Poe Dameron

Day 4: Begging - Lance Tucker

Day 5: Cuckolding - Bucky Barnes, Steve Rogers

Day 6: Bondage - Chase Collins

2018

Day 1: Face-Sitting - Bucky Barnes

Day 2: Begging - Matt Solo (Solo Triplets AU)

Day 3: Edgeplay - Cable

Day 4: Mirror Sex - Ben Solo

Day 5: Sadism/Masochism - Billy Russo

Day 6: Daddy - Poe Dameron

Day 7: Praise Kink - Dr. Carlton Drake

Day 8: Hate-fucking/Angry Sex - Loki

Day 9: Lingerie - Hux

Day 10: Hair-pulling - Bruce Banner

Day 11: Object Insertion - Kylo Ren

Day 12: Licking - Clint Barton

Day 13: Gags - Thor

Day 14: Cunnilingus - Sam Wilson

Day 15: Uniforms - Steve Rogers

Day 16: Frottage - Finn ft. Poe Dameron

Day 17: Masturbation - Bodhi Rook

Day 18: Role Reversal - Scott Lang 

Day 19: Public - Cassian Andor 

Day 20: Dirty Talk - Lance Tucker

Day 21: Food Play - Obi-Wan Kenobi

Day 22: Hand Jobs - Chris Beck

Day 23: Scars - Jefferson/Mad Hatter

Day 24: Shower/Bath - Frank Castle

Day 25: Boot Worship -  Young Lando Calrissian

Day 26: Roleplay - Doctor Strange

Day 27: Against a wall - Chase Collins

Day 28: Stripping/Striptease - Erik “Killmonger” Stevens

Day 29: Double (Or more) Penetration - Stucky 

Day 30: Stockings/Tights/Pantyhose - Tony Stark

Day 31: Any combination of the above! - Bucky Barnes

Masterlist

Loving Din - Din Djarin x Reader

What happens when a feared bounty hunter, adjusting to life beyond the mask, and an artist fall in love. Life is a dream, until everything changes.

Part I Part II Part III* Part IV Part V Part VI Part VII Part VIII Part IX* Part X Part XI Part XII*

Whiskey & Gin - Agent Whiskey x Reader

New York in the 1970s is on fire and you are right in the middle of it, and as the newly (and reluctantly) appointed partner of Agent Whiskey, you find out it just keeps getting better.

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4* Part 5* Part 6* Part 6.5*

Warm Like Whiskey: A Whiskey & Gin Story*

Spanking Oneshot*

Maxwell Lord

You’re The Devil, But So Am I*

I Will Break You*

Futile Devices - A Javier Peña/Call Me By Your Name AU

After completing your first year at The Juilliard School, you expect to spend the summer how you have your whole life - at your parent’s sprawling estate in Northern Italy. Raised by married and acclaimed novelists Christian & Daisy Slattery, this year Christian has invited his old college friend and fellow writer Javier Peña to stay with his family and collaborate on a new novel.

Chapter 1 Chapter 2  Chapter 3* Chapter 4* Chapter 5*

Endless Summer - Oberyn Martell x Reader

After taking you father’s place at the Martell’s infamous Summer Solstice feast, you catch the eye of both the Red Viper and his paramour.

Coming soon…

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The Pedro Character Asks*

* - smut

Could you maybe reblog this post if you think respecting trans peoples' names and identities is a basic right and not a political opinion?

No pressure. Just seeking some validation of my sentiment. Due to some. people

I have stretch marks.

Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.

I was only a days old when my dad started watching this show, maybe that’s why my life is so f*cked up

Reblog if this is true by you.

By me…. totally that line had change my life

Writer: There Was Only One Bed…

Smut fans: *gasp!!!!!*

Writer: So They Spooned All Night And The Brooding One Allowed Themselves To Feel Vulnerable For The First Time In Years And The Chirpy One Got Some Quality Snuggles

Fluff fans: *GASP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

[y/n]: *on the phone* dad? i need your help! i-

bruce: is the manor on fire?

[y/n]: ...no?

bruce: then it’s not an emergency *hangs up*

tim: well? what did he say? what we do about the portal to hell in the living room?

[y/n]: apparently it’s not an emergency

jason: *being strangled by a demon* HOW THE FUCK IS THIS NOT AN EMERGENCY??