BIG HAMSTER

Merry 2000 Trained Rats, everybody

You know, I'm an old-fashioned sort of guy. I don't think it's cool to get corrupted by evil fucked-up sorts of magic. Like oh you were purely good at the start but these dark and malevolent powers put the desire to do evil into your heart? Weak. Pathetic. Boring.

I believe that mysterious and awesome powers should have no mind controlling power at all, no will of its own. Just awesome and powerful, and you want to use them for good. And then you do some little sketchy things with it here and there, just to further your goals of good, right? Your agenda is for good. For the greater good, to make the world a better place. Sometimes you just gotta discreetly dispose of a corpse. And disappear some people who were standing in your way. Because this magic is awesome and powerful and morally neutral so therefore you are totally capable of using it purely for good.

Now that's some good magic corruption right there. The potential for evil was within you all along.

this is sort of cousins with my favorite practice, which is replying "yeah, that's what i've been saying" after any weird sound or audible bodily function.

roommate's cat: mrorow?

me: yeah, that's what i've been saying!

I enjoy adding "as one does" in parentheses after describing a strange thing to do (as one does).

you know people say being a meatmancer is not a real job. but who do you think makes the hamburger and chicken thigh do their sultry little dance when theres a sale at the grocery store?

sorry for lashing out at you dude. in my rage i mistook you for a piece of shit

who let biologists play dnd

Magawa, a rat trained to detect landmines, retired in 2021 after five years of service. During his career, he helped clear more than 20 football fields’ worth of land in Cambodia, significantly contributing to the safety of local communities.

His work earned him several accolades, including a prestigious award from the UK veterinary charity PDSA.

reblog in solidarity if you're drinking a beverage

in an ideal world i would have 8 beverages with me at all times and i would just be able to pull them out of my pocket like an animal crossing character

I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!