Its-me-millio-yay - MEGA100

Dan vs s1 Mickey milkavich

Dan and micky stare for a while

Dan: BOO? THE FUCK U STARIN’ AT!?

Micky: FUCK U STARIN’ AT!!!!!????

u didn't expect me, but I came with Shamy

omg just them

idk, but this is my fav

Gallavich coded objects in my bedroom #1

the confused bulborb has fallen in with the pikmin

pls… i beg of you… reblog creations… or else there won’t be any more creations

YOU hates terfs

reblog if you’re asexual, support asexual people or really really want a crossbow for literally no reason.

Which of these would you rather see on your dash?

Hey @staff. This is a perfect example of why collapsed reblogs is such a bad idea. Seeing the full thread, you go like this: 😮 ooh, that's cool 😀 "they're free," hehe! 🤣 "16 cents," perfection!!

I have achieved joy, I feel positive feelings toward Tumblr, I want to engage, I want to stay, my eyeballs land on more ads, you make more money, everyone wins! 🎉

Seeing the collapsed thread, you go like this:

😮 ooh, that's cool 😐 "16 cents"? yes, that's literally what the pic shows, not sure why you felt the need to say that

There is no motivation for me to uncollapse the reblog chain—it looks like a boring conversation about the denominations of coins. And even if I do uncollapse it, you've ruined the joke by showing me the punchline before the setup. I am sad, Tumblr is boring, I go elsewhere to entertain myself, I see less ads, you make less money, everyone loses. 😥

Reblog chains are the best thing about Tumblr. They are your unique super power. They are the thing that makes people screenshot Tumblr and share it around. Why on earth would you kneecap them??

I don't know exactly how you plan to implement this. Give people the option to keep them collapsed if there truly are people who are annoyed by how long they can get (you already have a version of this feature), but don't collapse them for everyone or new users by default. Please. It will make Tumblr so much more boring.