If Barbie (2023) Is So Anti-men Then How Come That Despite My Deep, Intimate Conection With Barbie's

currently consuming Ryan Gosling content like it’s crack

"We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office. Please stay tuned!" how about you go fuck yourself

i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

Keep your messaging simple:

“Trump fired everyone in charge of airplane safety, and a week later planes started crashing into each other.”

That’s it. That’s the messaging. Don’t get bogged down disputing Trump’s false claims. Just blame him, in short and repeatable sentences.

God please take away all of the Menendez brothers’ pain and give it to Ryan Murphy

god gives his worst gastrointestinal issues to his most undeserving victims

i am not immune to himbo propaganda, thank you barbie movie..

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

They realized they fucked up by killing off all the OGs and now they are panicking because people aren’t into Marvel as much and the newer movies aren’t doing as hot