I Love The Gay Zombie Show

The Daily Show | Nov. 6 2024

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

me otw to the function (mojo dojo casa house)

I’m sending love to all the blogs that live in the US. I pray for your health and safety. My heart is broken for you but please know that it is not the end and one day justice will prevail. If you need to talk or ramble about anything I’m here!

Giving you all a big hug 🥺🫶🏻❤️ especially my babes @spideyhexx and @milliesfishes

Chappell Roan not playing about her boundaries and personal safety and putting her foot down and yelling "shut the fuck up" at rude paparazzi during the VMAs red carpet is healing something in me truly. That is a lesbian woman refusing to act all grateful and bashful at being allowed space, she is owning the space for which she has worked over a decade and assertively setting her boundaries and giving zero fucks about whose ego she bruises on the way because only people who take advantage of you take offense when you set boundaries and I am enjoying every second of it

wants to be clingy 🤝 scared of being annoying

so sad that in america the only options after a terminal cancer diagnosis is either to make meth or make saw traps