Its-just-mad4321 - Welcome To Chili’s

Me listening to Ryan Gosling’s voice on the Dead Man’s Bones album:

i think we all need to complain about LED headlights more. please can we all complain about them more. night driving is nearly impossible for me to do now without having to white knuckle my way through a thousand evil suns. every time i see those headlights in my mirrors i take 2d6 radiant damage. i want to destroy every single LED headlight under my feet like they’re goombas

Get off dating apps. The love of your life is in the saw bathroom.

this should not have gagged me as hard as it did

my favorite movie genre? “good for her”

Viscount. You may not be aware of what my job entails as the royal head of security. My job is to protect the crown, to make sure no harm comes to the crown. To step in when someone toys with the crown's emotions, you see.

The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement (2004) dir. Garry Marshall

Drive (2011)

Doctor Strange in the multiverse of madness (2022) + letterboxd reviews