The Point Of Officially Naming A Pet Is Not To Actually Use That Name But To Have A Baseline From Which

today on the dream smp

i HATE games that encourage a variety of weapon choices what if i WANT to play the whole game with a double barrel shotgun huh???

you, both figuratively and literally, are a ghost of who you once were.

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i wonder if tommy misses his alive brother. not because he likes the personality, the thinking, or anything of alive wilbur - but because alive wilbur was his brother and without all his memories he’s just not wilbur. ghostbur is his brother and not at the same time.

please note that this is non-canonical (it didn’t happen) & it was written on dec 5th, before the bulk of Tommy’s Exile.

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what if instead of having a fake name for internet personal-life purposes we could have a fake name for professional work-life purposes

i don’t know what else to do

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

Puppet history x ghost files crossover where Shane and Ryan are investigating the puppet history set except whenever Shane leaves the set the professor appears and when Shane gets back the professor disappears, Shane doesn't believe in the professor and the professor doesn't believe in Shane and both are driving Ryan insane as usual

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

if you told me in january 2020 when the first puppet history ep dropped that in less than three years it would be the most intense lore heavy plot driven show i followed across all platforms id be like yeah thats checks out

(UNMUTE YOU WON’T REGRET IT)

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