Like Damn I Thought I Had Self Esteem Issues But Elon Musk Is Fifty Years Old Eleventy Seven Children

Oh hey, Brad. Back from prison?

me: I’m faking :(

also me: using us/we even b4 “I” thought I had DID, thinking of myself as “multiple” for many years before even knowing what DID was, doesn’t remember about 70% of my life, has greyed out “memories” for about 15% and emotional amnesia for the other 5%, has whole ass arguments with people in my head (“we should eat this” “no, we should eat that” “no, this”) again before even knowing what DID was, LITERALLY HAVING SOMEONE CONTROL THE BODY WHEN TRIGGERED AND KNOWING IT WASNT ME ???

me: .......but what if-

-samuel (host)

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

it sucks so bad that companies own things

Me to the pasta:

Hurry up!

Other me to me:

Don't talk to the pasta

Our little has been around pretty consistently our whole lives, and although he never really aged, that doesn't mean he doesn't know a thing or two about our complex and nuanced world. He may be a child but he has some wisdom that can be really insightful, and sometimes things the rest of us wouldn't've thought about. I always try to remember that even though he is a child, doesn't mean he's immature.

introverts be like "i know a good spot" and then go home

@tumblr if ur gonna advertise shitty fake job opportunities at least have them be remotely considerable. Not gonna be interested in a job i know ill get laid off from in 3 months.

Oracle. The answer is oracle linux.

in your opinion what is the worst distro?

i have been letting that ask sit in my inbox for three days now and i spent more time seriously thinking about this than i would like to admit honestly? beside the meme distros like amogos, i don't think there is any "you should never use this ever" bad distro. i have some preferences. i didn't really have a good time with manjaro personally. but bad? no, just not what i needed.

so, like... i dunno. i guess the one i didn't like is the worst for me.