Itgirlscout - IT Girl Scout

really important lesson from Sailor Moon that a lot of people don't pick up on: if you know a girl who's lazy, whiny, immature, and wants to waste all her time playing video games--it might be because she's the reincarnated princess of a forgotten mystical kingdom so show some respect.

Turns out doing computer stuff with no pants and no bra is extremely gender

genuinely wild to me when I go to someone's house and we watch TV or listen to music or something and there are ads. I haven't seen an ad in my home since 2005. what do you mean you haven't set up multiple layers of digital infrastructure to banish corporate messaging to oblivion before it manifests? listen, this is important. this is the 21st century version of carving sigils on the wall to deny entry to demons or wearing bells to ward off the Unseelie. come on give me your router admin password and I'll show you how to cast a protective spell of Get Thee Tae Fuck, Capital

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

Teasing the robot girl by showing her just a glimpse of my private key

Guys what the fuck

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

i couldn't reblog this gem so here you go

(donations)

imagine you had to do some big presentation at work and when you showed up they'd painted a mural of you doing the presentation in the foyer complete with all your coworkers some of whom are dead or in svalbard and you did your presentation in an ominously lit room and then your manager did a comedy bit with an animatronic and also brought in a whole ass marching band. and the whole time you're worrying about your dead wife in the basement

"What that mouth do?" Go nonverbal.