I Know I Went From Being Passively Suicidal To Horny In A Few Hours But Wdym I Seem Unstable

really important lesson from Sailor Moon that a lot of people don't pick up on: if you know a girl who's lazy, whiny, immature, and wants to waste all her time playing video games--it might be because she's the reincarnated princess of a forgotten mystical kingdom so show some respect.

the reporting system on tumblr is genuinely awful. why does it take this much extra time to report hate speech again?

it sucks so bad that companies own things

sorry i was passionate & intense & insane. it will happen again

(voice of a girl who's already weird about it) can i be weird about this

One of my favorite things about white collar is actually mozzie’s relationship with the fbi

Like. Neal being friends with people at the fbi is a fun dynamic cause yeah he’s a criminal and he’s smug about it but he’s also really helpful and they’re a little family and they banter and it’s all great

But mozzie is just straight up. a criminal. They’ve never arrested him or anything but like. And he’s an insane conspiracy theorist and thinks all kinds of weird stuff especially about the government. But he’s Neal’s bestie and he lowkey helps even though he hates the feds so they just kinda keep him around but not really. Like he’s just there.

Mozzie is the real “confidential informant,” Neal is basically an imprisoned fbi agent with a criminal history. Mozzie is the one with connections who ends up helping them despite hating the government. It’s just so funny

This post was prompted by rewatching that episode with Gordon Taylor in season three, when they pull up the picture of Taylor and his crew and mozzie is in it and the whole New York white collar division just goes “oh come on, mozzie?” “Guys that’s mozzie” “oh shut up no way” “you have to be kidding me” and Peter is like “yes, yes, it’s mozzie” like his name just exists in the fbi and he’s as chill about it as he is with anything he’s paranoid about which is everything

Like they see a picture of a criminal crew, they recognize one of the criminals, and their first reaction isn’t to immediately start looking into what they know about the guy but just to groan like a family member just said a lame joke

lobber need a fucking break from it all

how is trump alive?? like hes rlly gone thru his whole life like That …. and no one has ever just fuckin decked him?? gave him the ole one two? knocked his lights out??? incredible

the bitch is not in fact back, the bitch is ✨severely depressed✨

WOW I LOVE THIS LEFT LEANING LABOUR GOVERNMENT SO MUCH I LOVE HOW PRINCIPLED THEY ARE AND HOW ACCEPTING OF MIGRANTS AND TRANSGENDERDS I LOVE THIS COUNTRY

Sir Kier, please stop messaging me