“Im Looking For Meth AND Phedamines”

17-year-old me would be proud of 33-year-old me and this is a comforting thought because this is all for him

Yes son, I knew you were having sex with your stepdad. I knew bot of you were in the closet even before marrying him, in fact I actively seeked him out for this, and because I knew he was your type. Please, sit down dear, I need to explain to you what a fujoshi is

hiiiii 👋  hi  🙋‍♀️  i’m lady kier from deee-lite…. welcome to my klæüsêt…….. yes, i am a mouse potato…… computer nerd…….. otaku…………… and this is where it happen

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Me after watching this

"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

this video is litteraly making me go crazy