We Gonna Play Some Baseball Or What?

The Cullens have frequent dance-offs and they look like this

Emmett

Rosalie

Carlisle

Edward

Esme

Bella

Jasper

Alice

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

there is this controversy i saw that edward forced bella to marry him? in return for sex or sth? when did he ever? marrying someone is a lifelong commitment and in the case of cullens, its much more than that. edward asking bella to marry him before becoming a vampire is only a wise offer because if bella wouldnt marry edward, if even just this little amount of commitment couldnt be accomplished by her how would she be able to live as a vampire for all eternity? committing to an eternity is a much bigger problem than what she was presented. edward also may have his own beliefs on what a relationship should be like and no one should try to manipulate it. every single one of us has an idea on what love is supposed to be like and wanting to marry someone before having sex could just be a small gesture from him to his past human self and his values? he didnt dangle sex to bellas face then proceeded to say "only if you marry me spider monkey" like he has his views and they should be respected just as much? why are people not ok with this i really dont understand? if it was for bella no one would say a thing but when a man does it its automatically made out to be "a man forcing a woman who doesnt wanna marry into marriage and asserting his dominance" like if there is a dominant person in the relationship its bella swan shut up

twilight as what we do in the shadows gifs

edward when he realizes he can’t go anywhere in his house without hearing someone have sex:

alice:

edward:

edward stressing about bella:

rosalie, jasper, and emmett (he was bored) when edward says he loves a human:

emmett:

the nomads showing up at the baseball game:

sam checking the pack:

alice and emmett when they finally get to throw a party:

rosalie:

Bella: I would die for you.

Edward: I’d die for you first.

Carlisle: NO ONE HERE IS DYING!

if i was bella I'd try to suck hallucination Eddie boi's d*** and that's that.

alice, taking carlisle on a shopping spree: bitch when i’m done with you, they’re gonna be calling you carstyle

carlisle, terrified: who is they

Aro; reminiscing about those early days of The Volturi, when everything was much simpler:

I've finished re-reading Twilight, and omg, I forgot Tyler went to Bella's house on prom night, to pick her up, thinking she was gonna be his date! The level of delusion!

Also, I can't wait to read this on Midnight Sun so we can hear Charlie on the phone with Edward "Hey Edwin, there's a guy named Tyler here, says he's Bella's date... You kids need to sort this out on your own, I have a game to watch!"

okay hear me out: emmett in ariana merch *unicorn smile*

ok but what if he takes it a step further