*supermassive Black Hole Comes On Shuffle*

Seth Clearwater, standing on the lawn of the Cullen residence at 3am: YO EDWARD I MADE YOU A MIX-TAPE! I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE SOME MUSIC THAT ISN’T SAD! SHOULD I JUST CHUCK IT THROUGH THE WINDOW OR LEAVE IT IN YOUR MAILBOX??

Emmett, yelling back: BELLA JUST LAUGHED SO HARD THAT EDWARD STARTED CRYING SO YOU SHOULD PROBABLY CHUCK IT IN!

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Twilight Characters as quotes from The Office

bella literally until breaking dawn

tyler trying to win over bella

jacob in new moon

edward and alice’s whole relationship in midnight sun

edward in the tent scene in eclipse

rosalie during the cullen family meeting™️ about bella

basically any time these two talk

bella on their honeymoon

Twilight:

Midnight Sun:

No Edward, she thinks your dad is a dilf

WHICH ONE OF YALL RUNS THE TWILIGHT INSTAGRAM????

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.