The New Moon Soundtrack

WHICH ONE OF YALL RUNS THE TWILIGHT INSTAGRAM????

Broke: quoting bible verses to justify things

Woke: quoting twilight to justify things

Eclipse Deleted Scene

Edward Cullen: (with Seth Clearwater sitting on his shoulders) I’ve only had Seth for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room (except Bella) and then myself. 

Do you ever think of poor Billy Black who has to endure Charlie Swan after 4 beers on their football game nights and Charlie is just rambling about how wonderful Dr Cullen is and haven’t you seen his face Billy? I don’t know how anyone gets anything done with him around

I’m not gay Billy but if Carlisle ever asked, I’d kiss him. I mean Billy, who could give up that chance! I’d have to do it, for the nurses Billy. For the nurses. 

Billy Black just takes another swig of his beer and wishes that he didn’t live in a town full of wannabe monster fuckers dear god

Unseen footage of Edward Cullen in new moon scrolling through Bella's pictures on his cellphone

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