It’s An Extraordinary Thing To Meet Someone Who You Can Bear Your Soul To, Who Will Accept You For

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

Broke: quoting bible verses to justify things

Woke: quoting twilight to justify things

concept: the wolf pack but the shift is a lot less violent when it happens and is instead a blink and you miss it moment and one day bella is driving with jacob in the rabbit, he sneezes, and suddenly there’s a wolf in the front seat and bella is screaming as jacob tries to drive with all four paws at once

Billy: what’s going on?

Jake: teenage rebellion

Billy: hell yeah, stick it to the old people

Bella: there is only one thing worse than dying:

Bella: *reveals the word “Edward” above “dying”*

Edward, nodding: myself

Bella: no!

twilight christmas:

edward:

the volturi arresting the cullens for having rutabaga:

edward, emmett, and jasper, respectively:

bella hearing that there will be a christmas party at charlie’s & at the cullen’s:

alice taking off as soon as she hears the volturi are coming:

esme and emmett watching edward and rosalie fight on christmas morning:

edward to jacob:

“Nothing more fun than an irritated grizzly bear,” Bella agreed, nodding solemnly.”

Emmett:

edward: i wanted to kill you. i’ve never wanted a human’s blood so much in my life

bella: