Robert Pattinson As Edward Cullen In The Twilight Saga: New Moon (2009)

edward: em, is that my jacket?

emmett: nope

edward: it sure looks like my jacket-

emmett: it’s the fluorescents

edward: bella, i can’t believe you told him th- 

Edward: I beg your pardon?

Rosalie: Then beg.

I Love that everyone in Bella’s life was like, this clumsy bitch would fall down two flights of stairs and go through a window. They weren’t even surprised.

twilight series as the office gifs, part 2

alice:

bella trying to be sneaky waiting for jacob in her truck outside his house:

marcus:

mike:

edward: *says a thing*

bella:

bella:

edward giving bella another no sex lecture:

jacob giving bella cpr when she’s dying after birthing resume:

sam and aro:

how i picture alice “dancing” from place to place:

if bella really wanted the cullens to come back in new moon she should have emailed emmett instead of alice

to: emmettmemeking69@gmail.com

bro! Emmett! You gotta come back to Forks quick!! It's senior prank day and I need your help!!!

he would have been at her house 15 minutes later

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Bella: It’s dark in here, can you get a flashlight?

Edward: You’re the light of my life :)

Bella: Edward, I can’t fucking see.