His Story Haunts Me

My brother: Guantanamo is in California

Me autistic as hell and memorized criminal minds: no it’s perpendicular to Cuban airspace. When flying there air traffic and the pilot have to negotiate a 90° turn, it’s called the gitmo twist.

sorry to speak an unoriginal thought but francesca fucking slaps. i forget and then it comes on shuffle and i get my tits blown clean off and like. mr hozier you’ve outdone yourself this is one of the greatest songs ever written. wdym you’d choose eternal suffering over not being with her. wdym the true eternal suffering would be being without her. ‘i’d tell them put me back in. i would do it again’ you would?? FUCK this is too much i’m perishing out here

this blog hates donald trump

petition to shorten "classic literature" to "clit"

“spencer reid isnt coming back for season 18”

my honest reaction to that info:

girl there have been moments when ao3 has been down longer than tiktok was just gone for lmaooo

Update: The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives is BONKERS and as a radical atheist who hates organized religion, I'm hooked