Why Must Reductress Hurt Me In This Way

sorry to speak an unoriginal thought but francesca fucking slaps. i forget and then it comes on shuffle and i get my tits blown clean off and like. mr hozier you’ve outdone yourself this is one of the greatest songs ever written. wdym you’d choose eternal suffering over not being with her. wdym the true eternal suffering would be being without her. ‘i’d tell them put me back in. i would do it again’ you would?? FUCK this is too much i’m perishing out here

the team is chasing the sickest murderers to ever live meanwhile these two on the phone sexually harassing each other

“my child is completely fine”

your child watches criminal minds to feel better-

hey does anyone wanna do the funniest thing ever

I ❤️ contributing to low birth rates

reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

can someone please explain to me how not wanting to have children is selfish?? all these people berating and judging me for not wanting kids is astounding. like, i don’t see how it’s selfish to not want to bring another person into a world that’s on fire. i am literally not fit to be a mother, so it’d actually be extremely selfish of me to bring someone into this world when i know i won’t be able to care for them like they should be. just because you’re jealous that you don’t get to do what you want when you want to do it doesn’t mean you have to push that frustration onto me.

Doomsday could be shit and I wouldn’t even care as long as Anthony and Sebastian get to do press together