Arthur Fleck / Joker / Joaquin Phoenix: *Breathes*
Me:
being scared of the dark as a child meant that your entire house became the setting of a real-life horror video game as soon as your parents called for lights out
Leo DiCaprio at any age can get it and that’s that
I’m not a clown fucker but like... Heath and Joaquin have me questioning
Big boys
Itty bitty boys
Mississippi boys
Inner city boys
I like the pretty boys
With the bow tie
Get your nails did, let it blow dry
I like the big beard
I like a clean face
I don’t discriminate, come and get a taste
From the playboys
To the gay boys
Go and slay boys, you my fave boys
Inspired by this post
This is incredible holy fuck
sorry for the horrible quality, but here’s the costume test
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lolÂ