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Today in class a friend of mine rolled up a small bit of excess paper and handed it to me while saying “garbage.” Our teacher heard but missed out on the “gar” part and thought he just said “bitch” and we all had a good laugh. Later I hand a piece of paper back saying “gar-bitch” and that is now my favorite insult pun.
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I’m on the sixth episode of “Outer Banks” and my one and only hope is the Kie and Sarah pull a Korrasami on John B.
I love college in the fact that I can read a textbook that says, “Residents of red and blue states were equally likely to subscribe to pornography sites, (residents of Utah came first),” and its for class.
I swear if Poison Ivy ends up with flippin “Kite Man” and not Harely, imma rage with hell’s fury.
the USPS is now REMOVING MAIL SORTING MACHINES. the shit is hitting the fan. i need to reiterate that signing petitions or texting a number that sends an email isn’t going to cut it. dont send complaints to louis dejoy’s office or any bullshit like that. don’t waste your time. people who live in the US need to CALL their Senators and House reps. you need to post about this constantly. you need to make a big deal about this with friends and family. get them do it too.
1. the Delivering for America Act (call HOUSE reps). This attempts to reverse the bullshit Trump is doing.
2. USPS Fairness Act (call SENATORS). This is a MAJOR repeal of the bullshit the Bush admin and the Republicans did in 2006 that fucked over the USPS in the first place.
3. HEROES Act (call SENATORS). This is the coronavirus omnibus that includes IMMEDIATE USPS relief. Make it clear you want the USPS portion to be included.
I SWEAR to the LORD if Carmen ends up with the freakin Australian MAN imma be so freakin pissed.
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“The idea of two sexes is simplistic. Biologists now think there is a wider spectrum than that.”
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