Forgets To Peel My Lemon *nom* I Want Friends

Hey I just don’t like the other clown he’s mean but I like myself, the trapeze artist, the juggler, the mc and my teacher

If you can't take the clowns, get out of the circus

No my dudes let’s not. Love this dynamic but the only jumping off bridges you 2 beutiful people should do is bungie jumping

oh, throw me off a bridge already

Any one just wanna randomly start a cult

Om nom nom

There are 12,823 calories in baby

Y'all know those support pillows advertised to pregnant people? What if Sanji buys one for Zoro when he's pregnant with the twins, you know showing that he's listening when Zoro complained about how he's uncomfortable and he's aching all over and it's really not helping with his poor sleep at the moment either. And Zoro LOVES the pillow. His body feels so supported now, he's aching less, it's overall pretty great.

And now Sanji is jealous of a pillow.

He's jealous of a fucking pillow 😭

"I miss his cuddles" Sanji whines pathetically. I think Zeff would fuck with him by buying Zoro ANOTHER of the same pillow but for the couch so now Zoro still isn't cuddling but instead using his pillow sihsjsje

A relapse doesn’t erase the progress you made by staying clean.

If you’ve been clean for a day, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for a week, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for a month, I’m proud of you.

If you’ve been clean for longer, I’m proud of you.

If you relapsed after being clean for a while, I’m proud of you for staying clean however long you did. A relapse isn’t the end of the world. I’m still proud of you for everything you did to try to stay clean.

If you have tried to stay clean and failed, I’m proud of you for trying. It’s hard, I know. Don’t give up. I’m proud of you.

No matter what, I’m proud of you. I’m proud of you for everything. I’m proud of you for being alive right now. Don’t say you don’t deserve this, because you do. You very much do.

Thank you for existing.

“I can’t believe how much potential you have”

Well fuck I’ll never use it

Ahhhhhhhhhh I forgot to take my meds nooooooooooooooo

GENDER ENVY gimme your hair

Took some pics bc very happy with how my hair looked

Also rocks with my headphones

(yes that is will solace don't question it)

And Luffy he has Luffy too

My body may be gone, but not my love