I Swear To All That’s Holy The Next Time I See Someone Chew With Their Mouth Open I Might Just Spontaneously

Ahhh thanks it would help a bunch if Craig could realise I won’t sleep through my stop

You must now list five things that make you happy, as well as send an ask into the inbox of the last ten people who reblogged from you, asking them to do the same!!!

I choose to ignore this as I’ve been up since 4

Nah you need plain boring water. Hydrate or die straight

DRINK WATER BITCH (affectionate)

[I.D. an edited version of the "is this a pigeon" meme. A man with glasses, captioned "my overstimulated ass" points at a butterfly, captioned "someone making an annoying noise". At the bottom of the image, a dialogue caption reads "is this a crime deserving the death sentence?" end I.D.]

I’ll fight it

im crying again

shit

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

UNO reverse noting I do is straight cause I don’t conform to the gender binary

wanna be suffocated by a girls thighs rn. no homo tho

Who tf are Andrew and Aaron. What fandom are they from and witch one of you fuckers is in that fandom cause it’s all over my page and I have no clue what it happening

"Wait, Ekko likes it when I top him?"

Anyone wanna see my non living baby

I doth be vibing in my matching ser and bandana to do roads tripping

woah hold on, you're scrolling tumblr, dressed like THAT??

you really don't have to show everyone up like this. we already know you're gorgeous