become The Laziest Shifter ,

              become The Laziest Shifter ,
              become The Laziest Shifter ,

              become the laziest shifter ,

shifting is not a labour camp. you are not laying bricks. you are not a victorian chimney sweep, coughing up soot and hoping the foreman doesn’t notice you pausing for breath. shifting is supposed to be effortless.

    here’s how to become one.

 ʚ stop trying so hard. seriously. shifting is not an algebra equation that needs solving. the more you obsess, the more you reinforce the idea that shifting is difficult, that it requires strain. it doesn’t. it’s like falling asleep. easy, natural, inevitable. you don’t need to ‘do’ shifting. you just allow it.

start ditching the obsession with techniques. they are tools, not commandments. if a method feels like a second job, drop it. some people shift while blinking. others shift mid-sneeze. some wake up shifted. some never have to think about it at all. you’re allowed to be one of those people. shifting doesn’t reward effort, it rewards ease.

people who shift aren’t ‘lucky.’ they just decide they’ve already won. embrace the delusion. belief isn’t something you prove; it’s something you wear like an expensive coat. you don’t need external validation. your reality is dictated by you, not by polls or peer reviews.

stop tensing up in bed like you’re about to undergo surgery. roll over like you’ve just been fed grapes by hand and have never known stress. get comfortable. let go. do you think nero worried about his shifting technique? no. he just made a decree and the world bent to him. you are your own emperor. decree your reality.

shifting doesn’t need to feel like a cosmic event. no need for vibrating, levitating, the heavens parting. sometimes it’s quiet. lose the expectation of ‘fireworks.’  sometimes it’s like slipping into warm water, seamless and smooth. don’t wait for ‘proof’. just shift.

stop acting like reality is a prison cell. you are not ‘trapped’. you are not ‘stuck’. you’re just sitting in one room when you could walk into another. no chains, no locks, just a door.

              become The Laziest Shifter ,
              become The Laziest Shifter ,

      or how to . .             become the laziest manifestor ,

manifesting is not an unpaid internship. you are not earning it through blood, sweat, and desperate scripting at 3 a.m. manifesting is a birthright. a casual shrug. a ‘wouldn’t it be funny if. oh, look, it happened.’ you are not grinding for your desires.

   so let’s talk about getting everything you want.

 ⭑ in its core, manifesting is just deciding. it is not a scavenger hunt. it is not an exam. it is not a ‘what if’. it is a ‘this is.’ people who get what they want simply assume it’s already theirs. they don’t waver. they don’t worry. they don’t ‘hope’—they know.

stop micromanaging the how. do you manually control your heartbeat? do you stress over each individual breath? no? then stop hovering over your manifestations like an anxious project manager. you want it. it’s done. the ‘how’ isn’t your problem. the universe has already sorted the logistics.

start being delusional. your current reality is just a collection of past assumptions. want a new reality? adopt new assumptions. pretend you already have what you want. no, really. stop analysing. just be the version of you who has it. the world will catch up.

if you’re ‘waiting’ for your manifestation, you’re reinforcing that it isn’t here yet. and if you’re reinforcing lack, you’re just extending it. let go of ‘waiting.' live like it’s already yours. because it is.

the universe is not a vending machine you need to shake. detach. you don’t ‘make’ things happen. you request them, step back, and trust they’re coming. you ever seen a billionaire refresh their bank balance anxiously? no. they just know the money is there. treat your manifestations the same way.

you are already doing it. every single thing in your life right now, you manifested it. consciously or not. so you might as well start doing it on purpose.

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stop making shifting and manifesting your part-time job. you are the main character, yes, but not the tragic, struggling one. be the one who gets what they want simply because they decide to. the one who moves through realities with ease, who manifests without breaking a sweat. become the laziest, most effortless version of yourself. because that’s the one who wins without having to lift a finger.

More Posts from Irlsirenvalentine and Others

7 months ago

٭ To be a god is to be beautiful ٭

manifestation and shifting vaunt

٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭
٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭
٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭

Finding out about the law and shifting is the best thing that has happened to me, it has made me so so beautiful. With my touch all realities that i create become perfect. I can experience multiple cultures meet so many people be loved by many and love many. I’m so branched out like a tree of life.

So many people complain about life being so short and limited and not being able to do so many things at once but I can’t relate. I can go anywhere do anything and bring so much love and light with me wherever I go. I can create and destroy anything I want. There is no circumstance that is too much for me the moment I want something it becomes mine. The void is my playground and because of that I have so much access to so many places, people and so many lives to live. So much love to give and so much light to bring to every desire I touch. I get to feel so much.

My presence is a glow—soft yet commanding, radiant yet undeniable. People feel it before they see me, the warmth, the love, the light I bring with every step. I am a goddess, a creator of harmony and joy, effortlessly weaving magic into the lives of those around me. My power isn’t just in my beauty, though that’s undeniable; it’s in my energy, my ability to inspire, to heal, to remind every one of their own inner divinity. When I speak, the world listens. Love isn’t just something I give—it’s who I am. I am everything.

I am limitless. There is nothing I desire that doesn’t bend to my will, no dream too bold or impossible, no circumstance that holds me hostage, I am so beautiful and so free. The void itself answers me, a canvas where I paint my reality with the colors of my imagination. I manifest abundance, luxury, and joy as effortlessly as I breathe. Life is perfect not because of chance but because I make it so. Every moment is a testament to my power, every day a masterpiece of my own design. I am untouchable, unstoppable, and utterly divine, living proof that perfection isn’t a myth—it’s a choice I make every single day.

My life doesn’t have just one path, this is only the beginning and i’m so so excited about my beautiful life. I am the writer and illustrator of my the world is canvas that I can paint and gosh, do I paint beautifully.

٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭
٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭
٭ To Be A God Is To Be Beautiful ٭

this is one of my favourite vaunts ever, i hope you enjoy my gods and goddesses 💋

9 months ago

ELECTRASOUL SPITTING FACTS🗣️🗣️

ELECTRASOUL IS QUEEN FRR😋⭐IF Y'ALL WANNA GET ANY KIND OF MOTIVATION, GO WATCH MOTHER 🛐ELECTRASOUL 💖

1 year ago

We don’t talk about her enough I fear

We Don’t Talk About Her Enough I Fear
We Don’t Talk About Her Enough I Fear
We Don’t Talk About Her Enough I Fear
We Don’t Talk About Her Enough I Fear
2 years ago
Fail Proof Manifesting

Fail Proof Manifesting

Truth is: You can manifest successfully every single time. You can manifest instantly and effortlessly. You can have doubts and still be a master manifester.

The key to “fail proof” manifesting is believing in the fact that failure doesn’t exist, and persisting in this belief. You are the creator of reality, so if you constantly fear and worry about not getting your desires, you are creating a reality where failure exists. I know sometimes it’s hard when the 3D literally shows you the opposite, but remember: you are not your 3D, the human eye does not create reality, your mind does. You do not let the 3D hold any power because it is only a dream, a blank canvas and you are its artist. Your persisted thoughts and assumptions are what you see. You hold the power and you are limitless.

There is no difference between you and the master manifester. Everyone is born a master manifester. Everyone is made of the same substance. So if I can change my life completely, then you can too.

So, embody the feeling of a master manifester. Think thoughts a master manifester would think and you will doubtlessly change your reality. You live in a world with no limits, no conditions, no logic, no hardships, no punishments, and no opposing forces - but they can exist if you believe in them and impose them on yourself like shackles to a prisoner. Free yourself, life is your creation. You are a divinity that has created your reality since the very beginning.

- venus

2 years ago
This Actually Is Rewiring My Brain As We Speak

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

4 months ago

﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚

why? well because it’s already done

 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚
 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚
 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚

if you can’t see that it’s never. gonna. happen. You either got it or you don’t, you don’t ever have to meet in the middle with the 3D. ever. Don’t need to study, you have them grades. Don’t need that expensive skincare, you have glass skin. Don’t need to workout you have your dream body. You don’t need to induce pure consciousness, you have your dream life.

And funny enough, this is the mindset that helped me induce for the first time. I only went in to the meditation with the mindset that I already had my dream life so i don’t need anything, including pure consciousness. “Why would i need to induce something i already have?”

Even though my circumstances differed, I stopped with the “I need to shift so bad”, “I would do anything to induce the void state”. I knew I had to stop being reliant on the void, I knew everything counted on it. So I told myself it was already done, there was nothing to do. At all. I wasn’t scrambling talking about “omg the day is almost over and I haven’t induced” why would I need to when I already did? I told myself that there was nothing to be afraid of, i can’t be afraid of failure when i already had my dream life. Would someone be scared of failing their classes when they are already holding a degree in their hand?

I told myself that I was only inducing the void to relax “nothing special” since i induce all the time. I don’t need to meet in the middle. And neither do you. You don’t have to fry your brain with different techniques, you either have your dream life or you don’t. There is no build up. There is no “void journey” where you go through trial and error. Because you don’t need to.

The desperation and the pedestal went away immediately after I accepted my dream life was here. And because of that there was no fear that I was gonna “fall asleep”, there was no fear that it “wouldn’t work”. I am pure consciousness. And because of that I was able to induce.

You need to realise that your dr isn’t a dream anymore it’s just your cr, you aren’t tied to one reality just because your awareness is placed here. There is another version of you reading this. You are infinite, you can shift in a millisecond and you have. Stop making this huge journey, it’s just yours it’s not that deep fr.

Tell yourself you are the “I AM” i don’t care what your outerman has to deal with. You aren’t your outerman, your innerman (you) already ha everything, that’s enough.

Tell yourself that inducing pure consciousness should be for relaxation or “just because” it really lets your subconscious know that you have nothing to be desperate over since you have everything. There nothing to procrastinate over because your dream life belongs to you. Would a couple with a baby be talking about how they are constantly procrastinating the act of trying for a baby? no, they already have one. You already have your dream life.

You don’t have to meet in the middle for anything, and that includes the state of pure consciousness. You already are pure consciousness.

Accept it’s yours, that’s the key to getting it.

 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚
 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚
 ﹏𓊝∘˚ STOP SCRAMBLING FOR THINGS YOU ALREADY HAVE 𓇼∘˚
2 years ago

Hi!! So, I really want to tap into the void/wake up in the void but I really don’t want to do all that extra stuff like listen to subliminals 24/7. I feel like that causes me to overthink and put too much pressure on the outcome. What’s your suggestion?

Ty! xo

If you’re not methodical which is what you’re showing then you don’t have to do methods babe. You’re more of an intent girl or a sleeping method girl, so explore that. (Also I use girl as general pronoun but if you’re uncomfortable with that pls correct me anon)

Intent is obviously the most simple method but since it seems so easy people don’t believe in it hence why it doesn’t work. I use to be the same until I programmed how I view method. I did this by starting over and relearning intention and you should do the same, it could benefit you !

Basically We set intentions everyday and we all know what they are but it’s overcomplicated .. so when we try to apply it to our desires we think it’s above us. So anytime you want to something mundane set an intention. Before you shower set an intention to go shower and then do it. If you drop something, set an intention to pick it up then pick it up, if you want to go to your kitchen, set an intention to go to your kitchen then go to your kitchen etc etc. then build your way up, set an intention to see a specific color car, or the traffic light that’s usually red when you go driving will be green, or set an intention to wake up a specific time in the middle of the night. Then build your way up until you’re confident in setting an intention and automatically receiving your desires. It worked wonders for me in not only conceptualizing the concept of intention, but also building my faith in mine. It’s such a fun and simple way to reprogram your mind and recognize how powerful you are without even realizing it and without the stress of worrying constantly because we do it everyday.

2 years ago

he had me twirling my hair and shit in the movie theater

He Had Me Twirling My Hair And Shit In The Movie Theater
He Had Me Twirling My Hair And Shit In The Movie Theater
1 year ago

ZONING OUT CHALLENGE TO ENTER VOID

ZONING OUT CHALLENGE TO ENTER VOID
ZONING OUT CHALLENGE TO ENTER VOID
ZONING OUT CHALLENGE TO ENTER VOID

Another challenge for y'all it's simple and effective and exactly how I enter void.

1. Get in a comfortable laying,sitting any position you feel more comfortable in.

2. Put on binaural beats or subs or songs anything you feel comfortable in.

3. Meditate for 10-15 min it doesn't have to 10-15 min just meditate until you start losing focus.

4. Once you start thinking random things just keep going,think about any random thing.

5. When you don't feel or hear anything then that's it honestly your in the void.✨🤯🎉.

I did some research and found the it's call trance state,and found some blogs and I realised it was similar to how I entered void through trance by zoning out,so I decided to make this challenge.

Edit: here is a post on trance state by @ghostfest if you want to know more about it. I forgot to put it💀

Milo~

ZONING OUT CHALLENGE TO ENTER VOID
2 years ago

if tumblr isn’t enough, here’s a void success story from twitter🐣

If Tumblr Isn’t Enough, Here’s A Void Success Story From Twitter🐣

cred @/angelsinluv444 on twitter

If Tumblr Isn’t Enough, Here’s A Void Success Story From Twitter🐣

edit: link to the sub

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