Monkey Teaches Human How To Crush Leaves

Monkey teaches Human how to Crush Leaves

My ships XD

Tintin x Haddock — #Haddotin

Haddock x Chester — #Hach

Haddock x Szut — #Szuha

François de H. x Rackam — #Rackfran

Alcazar x Tintin — #Alcatin

Tintin x Tchang — Tchangtin

Tintin x the villains :

* Tintin x Mitsuhirato —# Mittin

* Tintin x Sakharine — #Sakhatin

* Tintin x Müller — #Mültin

* Tintin x Allan — #Alltin

* Tintin x Sponsz — Spontin

* Tintin x Rastapopoulos — Rastin

* Tintin x Colonel Boris/Jorgen - #Jorgtin

* Haddock x Allan — Haddall

The villains x the villains

Tom x Allan — #Tomall

Allan x Sakharine — #Alsak/ Sakahllan

Rastapopoulos x Allan — #Rastal

Ramon x Alonzo — #Raalon

Müller x Ivan —- Müvan

Colonel Alvarez x Sponsz — #Alspon

Alcazar x Tapioca — #Alta

Sponsz x Alvarez — #Spalva

Jorgen x Wolff — #Wojo

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irinafrost2525

4 years ago

vaguely nsfw asks

1. Are looks important in a relationship?

2. Are relationships ever worth it?

3. Are you a virgin?

4. Are you in a relationship?

5. Are you in love?

6. Are you single this year?

7. Can you commit to one person?

8. Describe your crush

9. Describe your perfect mate

10. Do you believe in love at first sight?

11. Do you ever want to get married?

12. Do you forgive betrayal?

13. Do you get jealous easily?

14. Do you have a crush on anyone?

15. Do you have any piercings?

16. Do you have any tattoos?

17. Do you like kissing in public?

20. Do you shower every day?

21. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

22. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

23. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?

24. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?

25. Do you want to be in a relationship this year?

26. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?

27. Has someone ever written a song or poem for you?

28. Have you ever been cheated on?

29. Have you ever cheated on someone?

30. Have you ever considered plastic surgery? If so, what would you change about your body?

31. Have you ever cried over a guy/girl?

32. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

33. Have you ever had sex with a man?

34. Have you ever had sex with a woman?

35. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?

36. Have you ever liked one of your best friends?

37. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?

38. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?

39. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?

40. Have you ever written a song or poem for someone?

41. Have you had sex so far this year?

42. How long can you just kiss until your hands start to wander?

43. How long was your longest relationship?

44. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

45. How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?

46. How many times did you have sex last year?

47. How old are you?

48. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?

49. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

50. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?

51. Is there a boy/girl who you would do absolutely everything for?

52. Is there anyone you’ve given up on? Why?

53. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?

54. Is there someone you will never forget?

55. Share a relationship story.

56. State 8 facts about your body

57. Things you want to say to an ex

58. What are five ways to win your heart?

59. What do you look like? (Post a picture!)

60. What is the biggest age difference between you and any of your partners?

61. What is the first thing you notice in someone?

62. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

63. What is your definition of “having sex”?

64. What is your definition of cheating?

65. What is your favourite foreplay routine?

66. What is your favourite roleplay?

67. What is your idea of the perfect date?

68. What is your sexual orientation?

69. What turns you off?

70. What turns you on?

71. What was your kinkiest wet dream?

72. What words do you like to hear during sex?

73. What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?

74. What’s the most superficial characteristic you look for?

75. What’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you?

76. What’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever done for someone?

77. What’s your opinion on age differences in relationships?

78. What’s your dirtiest secret?

79. When was the last time you felt jealous? Why?

80. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?

81. Who are five people you find attractive?

82. Who is the last person you hugged?

83. Who was your first kiss with?

84. Why did your last relationship fail?

85. Would you ever date someone off of the Internet?

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irinafrost2525

2 years ago

Sojiro minding his business writing something when both Hanzo and Genji walk in as they look at him with a serious look*

Sojiro: Yes boys? do you need anything? *setting his work down*

Genji: Father, Hanzo and I have a serious question

Hanzo: We want to know how you and mother met before we we’re even born.*he said seriously*

*Sojiro set his brush down as he has a little flashback moment*

~Flashback~

Young Sojiro:*in a restaurant with a elders for a meeting but noticed the feisty waitress who served them chasing a guy outside with a butcher knife*

Young mama shimada (Asumi):*screaming at the top of her lungs holding a butcher knife chasing after a thief of a customer* COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND YOUR HEAD WILL BE ON A PIKE!!

Young Sojiro:*blushes and points at Asumi to the elders * I want to marry her

The elders: You can’t be serious young master…..

Young Sojiro: you said I can marry who ever I want, I want to marry the waitress

~flashback ends~

Sojiro: she threaten some guy with a butcher knife at some party and I fell in love with her, She had a good aim guy was bleeding for a moment she just missed his head …

Genji: So what did the elders think of mother?

Hanzo:*nods* Whenever we ask they tend to avoid the topic

Sojiro: They seemed threatened by her which made me love her even more~

Hanzo and Genji:…Gross Father

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irinafrost2525

5 years ago

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irinafrost2525

5 years ago

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed