(written by a lesbian aka me)
i'm gonna start off by saying, the line “i'm attracted to girls, i'm attracted to guys” was a blatant lie. here's why:
after shagging finn in season one episode fifteen (the power of madonna), the first thing she did was ask for a burger??? like girl why was that your first thought 😭😭
also, she can be seen briefly breaking up with puck in one of the episodes (i'm not sure when) solely because he got low credit scores like wow... no sweetie, it's not “what i need AS woman”, it's “what i need IS a woman”-
she keeps telling the club that finn's kissing was not worth a buck, or that he was bad at sex. i dunno, have you considered... maybe you're not into guys??
or the fact that when she was dating sam, she wrote a whole song dissing at how big his lips were 😭
then comes blame it on the alcohol. she drunk-cried and called quinn “prettier than her”.... or when she basically made out with sam to get back at brittany for dating artie (it's pretty obvious tbh)
her basically saying that puck without the missing mohawk didn't turn her on is as good as just saying “i'm not into you, i never was”
speaking of which, when puck got to juvie (keep in mind they were sort of?? dating at that time) the first thing we see her doing is... making out with brittany, and she didn't care about that man at all. like girl, at least PRETEND to care 😭
also, look at the way she and brittany interacted in season one, she was never that loving with puck or sam (unless she was trying to make someone else jealous)
then there's her explaining how she ALWAYS cheated on the guys she dated (and never felt bad), and when it came to brittany, or dani, for that matter, she would either feel bad about cheating on them, or wouldn't cheat on them at all
VOTE FOR BRITTANA
This poll will last a week - and I'll reblog with the winner at the end of it. Just a reminder that this is all in fun - these are both great ships who deserve to be here. Play nice!
she's wearing her girlfriend's jacket
(shout-out to @asgrony for inspiring me to draw again, i love your work)
S: What the…oh hell no. You did not just try to floss your teeth with my weave!
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For Paige (http://lopez-pierce.tumblr.com/ ) :D
part 1 & 2 here!
18. marley rose - asexual lesbian
- had more chemistry with unique than jake or ryder (or any guy for that matter) # to ME
- she and unique are girlfriends (alex confirmed it)
- didn't want to have sex when dating jake (i get some people aren't ready, but idk she just gives off ace vibes idk how to explain)
19. unique adams - trans mtf (canon) & sapphic
- dating marley (like i said, alex confirmed it)
- we never really got to see her love life that much so...
- BUT i know she likes girls
20. jake puckerman - bisexual
- i ship jake and ryder more than i ship them w/ marley lmao
- idk it just makes sense that he's bi
- (also he's jake lopez - santana's brother # to me)
21. ryder lynn - gay
- i have no explanation for this whatsoever 😭
22. kitty wilde - sapphic
- tbf, i didn't know if i should make her bi or les (because if anything, she's definitely not straight)
- i found her cute with artie so because of wildeabrams, my headcanon for her changes a lot, so i ended up sticking with sapphic 😭
- have you SEEN the heart eyes she gave quinn??? like she had such a huge crush on that girl omfg
part 4 (final part) tmr! 🫶
ariel icons.
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