Empires SMP Has A GSA But It's Just Scott, Joey, Lizzie, And Shubble Sitting Around And Talking Shit

Whenever Grian's participating in a conflict against Doc, he'll search up nonsense like 'How to piss of a German' and proceed to go read through it and begin to check off certain acts like it's a to-do list. Doc is so. so close to chucking this man in a ravine. ~🍿

…don’t be giving me ideas now

I feel like not enough people here acknowledge that swimmers are buff as fuck

Unlike a lot of sports, swimming can and will use pretty much every muscle group in the body, with the most notable features of a “swimmer body” being height, broad shoulders-thin waist (think V-shaped), with defined abs, upper arms, thighs, and backs

What I’m saying is Jimmy could crush that elf twink

Vampire!Scott doesn’t natrally have white hair its a dye job, beause cyan just doesn’t mach the astectic of a dark powerfull creature of the night no one alive knows its a dye job yet and he will be damned if anyone finds out about it.

The bottem hole was hungry. The 100-hour server is starving. It got a taste for lives during Last Life and wants more. Members need to invite people on to die or they will. Grian died because Jimmy managed to live longer than expected. The hungry entity is no longer merely confined to a single hole, it's prevalent through the entire server. It wants blood. It wants death. It will not be satisfied.

"We sacrificed two people to the Hardcore world."

Interesting word choice there

Scott? Buddy? You keep saying Flower Husbands isn’t canon on Empires and then you pull shit like “(Joey) can mess with me all he likes, but when he threatens Jimmy it becomes personal.”

My good sir.

There is a line between writing your own fanfiction as lore, and Scott Smajor is using that line as a jumprope.

part 3 of my bullshit :)

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A persons fanfic tells you a lot about them, i , a fanfic writer, realize in terror

“we sacrificed two more people to the hardcore world” what an interesting way of phrasing it, mr beans. im sure no angst could possibly come from this. 

He somehow manages to do both