I Was Feeling Agitated And Artblocked Yesterday So I Decided To Give My Brain A Rest By Watching TV And

LOL but seriously release the hounds

repeat after me:

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

i am a terrible horse and i deserve no hay

now prance

the drowning machine

okay so if you need more veggies/fruit, protein or fibre (bc most people do NOT eat enough) in your diet but you struggle to do so, hear me out:

look up recipes (especially snack recipes) that are child/toddler/baby-friendly

i can guarantee there is a woman with a cooking blog out there who has found away to pack a bunch of vegetables into a surprisingly delicious little snack for her kids. this process has never failed me when i feel like i am not eating enough fruits and veggies. my entire flat is eating spinach muffins at the moment, which doesn’t sounding particularly appealing to most people and yet somehow. they’re delicious.

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

A snippet from my book on asexuality & aromanticism that I was kinda proud of.

Allonormativity and amatonormativity feed right into incel culture, and we cannot fight misogyny without also fighting them.

My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch