TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

I invented a new flavor of ice cream called "psy-op". It's like Neapolitan but instead of actually having different flavors in each stripe it's just cream flavored.

Flirting with an aromantic is such a uniquely one-sided experience. It's like trying to use sign language to communicate with a blind person but in my case it's somehow worse because I don't actually know sign language so anyone who looked just saw me pantomiming to some blind dude. And the blind dude can't just tell you he doesn't understand because he CAN'T EVEN SEE how bad your communication is. Like.... at least with an ace they can tell you you're making a fool out of yourself before you're a week deep into their dms trying to recommend Izumi Sena Love Stage to someone who DOESNT EVEN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF ROMANTIC ATTRACTION and it's just UAFaeilALVEA. I can't even comprehend not internally fangirling whenever someone you're dating calls you cute. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW they only view being called cute the same way you do when a friend says you look nice. I.... just.... Logically, I understand. Emotionally, i feel betrayed by the very concept. Socially? I'm inept.

It's not like I'm not fine with aromantics. Friendship is the important part anyways. The logical part of my brain is just sitting there going "This is fine. That makes sense. They just want friendship and maybe sex. That's a perfectly valid way to live life". Meanwhile the emotional half is just sitting there screaming and crying incoherently, and i can't really do anything about that.

Stir fry

2tbsp soy sauce

2 garlic cloves

1 tsp rice vinegar

1tsp sesame oil 2tbsp canola oil(give or take) an unspecified but large quantity of red pepper flakes add sauce of your choice towards the end, i.e. sweet Thai chili sauce Vegetables and/or meat of your choice

how many nerds do i have to shove up my ass before i see god?

You see an eldritch creature with a million million eyes. Neither of you speak but you know it's love when you look up, and you see through his eyes looking through your eyes at his eyes. For a brief, beautiful moment before you're both blinded by a recursive loop your eyes meet.

You curl up next to him to snuggle the void-flesh at the base of the mound and call him "Daddy Aliya" because you've seen what he sees and you know each one of those eyes is watching the world through another man's life. To him every second is an eternity's worth of experiences; you are not sure if he even notices.

The Salt lake temple isn't even the best temple in Utah. If you're going to visit Utah, go to the national parks like Bryce Canyon or Arches National Park. There is nothing else worthwhile in this godforsaken state. (I would know. I currently live in Utah.) If you're going to visit Nebraska, maybe take a trip to Joslin Art Museum or Lincoln, and ask a local where good food is. Nebraska is better to live in than to visit(there is basically nothing to do if you don't live there). Iowa has some nice hiking trails such as the Lewis and Clark trail which I used to enjoy. The land itself isn't too bad especially near the river but as far as tourism goes there really isn't much to do even if it can be relaxing in the right time of year. No idea why you'd visit a baseball field in the literal most boring part of Iowa or why it's popular enough to make this list? It's not even in a good part of Iowa lmao. The best part of Iowa is on the border with Nebraska. Corn palace was at least basically the only fucking worthwhile thing to do in....wait what the fuck seriously? South Dakota has beautiful lakes and amazing trails and you visit a fucking random building with corn taped to its sides in the middle of god damn nowhere. Its proximity to a highway is not an excuse. I've been there. It's a literal waste of time. Perfect definition of tourist trap. The only redeeming attribute of Wyoming is the Yellowstone area and maybe the mountains. At least the bean is in Chicago. If you're in Chicago you're already in one of the most interesting parts of Illinois and have access to much better attractions. But the Mall of America? The Mall of America is way too far out there to even consider visiting even if you lived in Iowa lmao. Enjoy your 5 hour car ride to the middle of a state there is literally nothing to do or see in. If it were in literally any other state no one would fault it. It's basically just not worth the drive. Worth noting the only two ones in states i mentioned i have not been to are Carhenge and Field of dreams, because having lived in both of those states i know enough to say they're both not worth the effort.

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

please god help me i got toothpaste in my hair and it's not coming out