It's A Lot Healthier To Go For A Daily Walk Than To Sign Up For A Gym Membership You Won't Be Using Because

a lesbian shows you a film you sit your ass down and watch... a lesbian shows you a song you sit your ass down and listen

I know most people don't care about anything unless it has to do with the U.S. but can we please start talking about the Canadian election.

Please don't vote for Poilievre. He's basically the Canadian Trump and plans to put in place laws that harm trans youth, and lots of other shit.

Please vote istg this is the only way anything will get better. Poilievre has been kissing millionaires and billionaires asses. He'll make life even harder, and he loves Trump.

Reblogs are appreciated, especially if you aren't Canadian.

you ever had a dream so realistic that you wake up mad because it was not real

World's most Winn Schott-coded tweet.

Omg Kit would totally say this, and it is such a good way of saying it! Can't explain my happiness from seeing this

Kit: This bloodline ends with me.

Airk: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay”.

The way charlie just says "no" so calmly

Kit: Bad things keep happening to me. It's like I have bad luck or something. Jade: I say this respectfully, Princess, but you don't have bad luck. Bad things keep happening to you because you're a dumbass.