Airk: Now that we’ve all chosen our secret santas, we should all say what we want for Christmas!
Kit: I should probably ask for a new tunic.
Jade: A new sword
Elora: I want therapy.
Airk, Kit, Jade:
Airk: Um-
Kit: Wait, me too.
Airk: Guys-
Jade: Actually, I really need therapy too. Can someone get that for me?
Airk: Guys… I… I don’t think therapy’s within the price limit
Elora: Airk, you don’t understand. I’ve probably needed therapy my whole life. Can we just pool the money or something?
Airk: I really don’t think that’ll work… not for all of you
Kit, Jade, Elora: AIRK, WE NEED THERAPY.
Airk: *cowering in fear* I’m sorry! Please don’t kill me
Jade: When you betrayed me, you lost something important. Kit: Wait. Not my rainbow toe socks. You wouldn't. Jade: Oh my- No, you idiot! My respect! You lost my respect! Kit: Oh, thank god *awkward silence* Kit: because I kinda REALLY need those toe socks
If Lucasfilm and Disney really think that we can wait until Star Wars Celebration to announce whether Willow will be renewed, they are SO wrong.
I go to sleep thinking of tanthamore. I wake up thinking of tanthamore. They live in my brain completely rent-free, even if it is to my own detriment.
My physical reaction to hearing this and a friend telling me was crazy. I screamed and then teared up immediately and my heart was beating super fast and I was hyperventilating and i STILL can't stop smiling. I have no words to explain how much I love her
The rumors are terrible and cruel. But, honey, most of them are true. 1989 (Taylor’s Version) drops October 27 (sound familiar?). Pre-order now! 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵
ok looks like we're gonna be doing the same thing, different verse, now that it's Kamala Harris on the Dem ticket instead of Joe Biden.
friendly reminder that one of these 2 people is getting elected. there's not a magical 3rd party person who's mystical and perfectly progressive who is gonna come out of the woodwork and save us. not voting or voting 3rd party isn't a "protest," it's capitulation. so let's do a comparison:
I forgot to add to this that Trump also stated he will deport any non-citizen who protests the war in Gaza.
In case you don't believe me re: the last Trump point.
No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me
when you know that the first wlw relationship will end badly and your heart will be broken but you really think she's the one so you wait until after that first relationship to try to date her because it's not like she liked you back then anyway
They/them, INFP, Aquarius | many obsessions | life is life-ing so basically on hiatus :(
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