(9-1-1 Conspiracy Theorist Voice) It's Too Bad, I Loved The Crock Pot Theory. I Do Think It's Weird Though

they could just have filmed a 5 seconds shot of eddie on the phone with tears in his eyes and that would have been enough... wtf are we doing here

new theory: 118 faking bobby's death to escape the army sending him to supermax prison until athena can snipe everyone who knows about it. like a privately organized witsec

i can't do this i literally cannot

obviously obviously i really want buck calling eddie and sobbing down the line as he tells eddie what's happened. i've been a warrior since the moment that bts dropped and i've never wavered. but. but. equally as delicious to me would be eddie calling buck. whether he's seen it on the news or not because i imagine they'd probably be trying to keep this quiet to avoid public panic (?) but he's just calling buck to check in. their usual daily call. except eddie feels like this call is more important to make than usual. he doesn't know why. it's just a feeling in his gut. that he has to call buck no matter what. and he hears exactly one of buck's ragged uneven breaths and says buck's name so softly and buck breaks all over again.

s9 better be the gayest season yet

Honestly at this point I'd just kill myself like that's straight up mean dude wtf

Terrible thought:

What if S9 is a repeat of S8? Fun and hope-inspiring A and B's just let down and full of doom.

if the 118 is going into season 9 without a captain anyway i think they should let every character be captain for one episode. it could be so great. the return of nightmare captain han. ravi spending the entire episode terrified because he feels in no way qualified only to end up having a clipboard buck-esque ego trip at the very end. buck tries his best but every time he doesn't get to run headfirst into a fire he stands there looking like a dog left out in the rain like :( i cant believe all my friends are in mortal danger rn and I DONT GET TO JOIN :(((( eddie's actually kind of good at it but buck keeps getting so flustered by eddie ordering him around for Reasons He Cant Explain that he kind of forgets to do his job and then he gets so upset about not supporting eddie or whatever they have to call it quits. at the end hen is like well. i know i turned it down initially but i dont think theres anyone the department could possibly bring in with enough experience both as a firefighter and cultivator of our beautiful perfect codependent family dynamic so i will do the noble thing and step up (the entire thing was a scheme to make her realise this). btw bobby's alive for all of this he actually escaped the government lab in episode 1 but he's too busy sipping shirley temples on the beach with athena to get involved in any of it

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in the immortal words of mr. oliver stark: that was super gay

idea by @sharpbutsoft

the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk