Manifesting The Funeral To Be Like This

Manifesting the funeral to be like this

Estate Executor: Thank you all for coming here today. We shall now read the last will and testament of Robert Wade Grant-Nash. He leaves all of his earthly property to his wife, Athena Grant, with the following exceptions:

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my father’s baseball glove to Harry Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my ice skating equipment, gear, and outfit & sequin repair gun to May Grant;

I, Robert Grant-Nash, leave my son Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley in the care of Edmundo Diaz, to have and to hold in sickness and in health, as long as you both shall live. Don’t make me come back down to knock some sense into the two of you.

Everyone: (Gasps)

Buck: what does that mean?

Maddie & Tommy (in unison): I knew it!

Eddie: How does he get to one-up my own will reveal???!

Bobby: (staggering through the door cover in Mud and Fresh Dirt): Don’t read the will! There’s some Gay stuff in there…

Everyone: Bobby????! You’re alive?

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inee141

3 months ago

don’t kill yourself. you need to see elon musk’s downfall first

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3 months ago

Like okay yeah I might be in love with my bff BUT he was a RENTER like with are you talking about. Okay yes him not being in my life leaves a hole that is impossible to fill and I've been acting totally insane since he told me he was leaving AND he was silver star but uh, he's straight so ofc I can't be in love with him yk. And idk if I mentioned but he's a renter.

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inee141

3 months ago

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inee141

2 months ago

buddie ‘will they won’t they’ says the official press release… interesting…

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inee141

1 month ago

who else loves the best depiction of a healthy platonic male relationship on television BUCK AND EDDIE ❤️

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911 abc fr like what do you mean brothers 😭😭 like yes I agree we need queer bestieism but not BUDDIE???? WTF???

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inee141

2 months ago

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

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inee141

1 month ago

but your honour thats my emotional support word i overuse

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inee141

2 months ago

if they do not show us eddie finding out about bobby. like. i actually cannot fathom that. bobby was eddie's lifeline. he was eddie's living proof that you could get a second chance and be happy. he was his biggest advocate and he was bobby's. he was a good man. he was family.

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inee141

2 months ago

people who don’t think buddie is going to happen at this point are like space aliens to me because what do you think WILL happen?? eddie is going to get another girlfriend and say :) oh excuse me Lisa, sorry, i need to take this facetime call from my friend buck. yes i know it’s the middle of our dinner date and this has already happened twice this evening but what if he stubbed his toe? i saw that in afghanistan, he might need my help. Hello Buck.

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2 months ago