Yunho, When A Bug Is On Him: Ew.

Yunho: You actually saved us Jongho-ah! I owe you my life.

Jongho: No thanks, I've seen it and I'm not impressed.

*Source: I don't know, someone please tell me😭*

Hongjoong: I just suddenly had a burst of energy and I think it's my body's last 'Hurrah!' before it completely shuts down.

Yunho: Fuck, I lost Hongjoong -Hyung!

Mingi: How did you lose him!?

Yunho: Give me a break, he's like two inches tall!

*Source: Tumblr *

Yeosang: (to Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung) A guy just walked up to me and asked if you guys were my friends. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What the heck did you do?

A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*

Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.

Wooyoung: I'm bi and confused.

Wooyoung: Not about being bi, I just never know what the fuck is going on.

*Source: Tumblr*

Wooyoung: You guys want a tarot reading?

Yeosang: Those are Pokemon cards.

Wooyoung: You get a Bidoof. That means 'fuck you.'

*Source: Tumblr*

Hongjoong: *angrily* You wanna catch these hands!?

Seonghwa: *holds Hongjoong's tiny fists*

Seonghwa:

Hongjoong: ok im calm now

*source:Tumblr*

Mingi: People always say 'Fuck Life' when something goes wrong..

Mingi : But you don't fuck life..

Mingi: Life fucks you.

*Parents Seonghwa and Hongjoong with toddler Wooyoung*

Seonghwa: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Hongjoong, whispering to Wooyoung : Why are there little hand prints in the wall?

Wooyoung , too good, too pure for this world: Because I have little hands!

Hongjoong, a tired dad™: Because he has little hands.