Gender Is Not The Same As Sex. Gender Is What You Identify With, While Sex Is What Sirius Black Is Having

Genuinely one of my favorite things about the maruaders fandom that is widely agreed upon:

Regulus is trans. Everyone assumes Remus is trans because werewolf behavior can look suspiciously similar to having a period. Shenanigans ensue:

*During 1st Year*

Sirius: *discreetly giving Remus chocolate during his time of the month*

Remus, in his head: HOW DOES HE KNOW? HOW DOES HE KNOW I'M A WEREWOLF? HOW DOES HE KNOW CHOCOLATE HELPS? WHY IS HE NOT SAYING ANYTHING? WHAT IS HAPPENING?

*Quidditch Locker Room*

Marlene: FUCK!

Sirius: What's wrong?

Marlene: I started my period and don't have anything on me!

James, who started carrying extras because he's a mom friend: Oh, here you go.

Marlene: *intensely stares at them* Okay if James carries the tampons and Remus is the one who uses them, why the FUCK is Sirius named Pads???

James: I. . .what?

Sirius: Abort Prongs. There's no right answer to this one.

*During a Study Session*

Regulus: Ugh, I'm so jealous of you sometimes Lupin.

Remus "Low Self-Esteem" Lupin: Why?

Reg: It's just that. . .well, if your mood is any indication, your time of the month is so CONSISTENT! Like, every 28 days like clockwork. You've never had 2 in one month or anything!

Remus, in his head: . . .is. . .is Regulus a werewolf too? Is this how Sirius was so accepting?

Remus out loud: You get it TWICE sometimes, how is that even possible?

Reg: I know right, it's so unfair!

Regulus: . . .

Peter: . . .

Regulus: So is there a REASON you've been stalking me or---

Peter: Are you a werewolf?

Reg: The fuck? No? Why---

Peter: KAY THANKS BYE!

*later*

Remus: oh my God Peter I didn't mean ASK HIM

Peter: Well how the fuck else was I supposed to find out?

Everyone start milking the comedy potential, or I'll have to write it myself! This is a threat! There's enough angst in this fandom, we need more pure comedy fics!

MARAUDERS HEADCANON #3

Most of the students had a crush with one of the Marauders at least once. Including the Marauders themselves.

All of them and Lily had a little crush with Remus at some point. Except for Sirius. He was in LOVE with him and that's a fact.

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

evan likes to play with barty's hair—pulling strands of it upward. barty never fixes it after, which is why his hairstyle looks messy, sticking up in every direction. despite that, he doesn't mind because he still looks hot in it—he thinks he's evan's hot mess.

MARAUDERS HEADCANON

When Lily and James started dating everyone at Hogwarts started to call them Jily, and they were both so happy about it.

But then, the other marauders called them Lames and they hated it. Sirius laughed so much when the first time he called them that.

The couple decided that they needed a name to call themselves when they were alone. When Remus heard this, he said to Lily in one of their classes:

Flowerpot

And she burst out laughing because, she LOVED it.

So, I just posted a little story that I wrote that is not related to the marauders at all in my alternative account, so... If interested, the user is @lucy387

Bye! 💗

barty and evan got a black cat after regulus died and named it 'leo' as in the leo constellation

Sirius drove motorcycles and James drove sports cars

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

5sos but it’s actually a marauders band au.