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Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified

regulus black is one of those motherfuckers who saves contacts with full names with like. capital letters. like. Sirius Black and Bartemius Crouch Jnr. the only person who gets a special contact name is pandora and it's literally just. Panda. you'd think he has absolutely no personality when you look at his contact list ...

Marauders fans would understand

propaganda i'm not falling for:

straight remus lupin

the MCD tag on ao3

kittywater

lily evans hate

the marauders hated peter

dumb sirius black

halloween 1981

the new hbo tv show

james cheating on lily

straight marlene mckinnon

guys do you ever just-

ahsgajdbjadbajsjas

crimson rivers

???!!

Evan and Barty don’t just match each other’s freak. They increase it.

They just get 10x crazier when they’re together and there’s nothing Regulus can do about it.

Sirius: Next person to say “weird flex but okay” is getting thrown of the astronomy tower.

Regulus: Preposterous boast but alas.

me watching harry potter in public: “yeah, so those two characters actually have a pretty interesting backstory once you get into the lore of it all…”

watching harry potter alone: *beaten, bruised, tear stained eyes* “—AND NO ONE GOT HIM OUT OF PRISON FOR 12 YEARS. NO ONE EVER EVEN LOOKED FOR HIM. NO ONE EVEN TRIED.”

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Prompt 1: aparecium - 216 words

Remus was feeling nervous. He had wanted to show his friends the map for a while, but he needed to make sure it was perfect first.

When he did show them, they were all impressed.

"So you're saying that with this we should be able to se everyone, at all times?" James asked, astonished

"Yeah, but I'm still working on a spell for that to apply to everyone in the castle. For now I just enchanted the teachers and Filch"

"I'll help!" Said Peter, looking excited. He always liked researching for pranks.

"We should put a spell so only us could see it. Like, with revelio or aparecium" Sirius suggested, still staring at the map.

James brightened up at this "it should probably be some frase, though. And if they say it wrong, the map insults them"

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good" Remus whispered and Sirius' head snapped up

"Say that again" he said

"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good"

"Yes, Moony! That's brilliant" Peter said, excited

"You're brilliant" Sirius muttered, his eyes shining in admiration.

He usually looked at him like that, like he had hung the moon in the sky.

Remus would never admit it out loud, but those eyes melted him inside and out.

Regulus doesn’t have an owl, he has a crow that sits on his shoulder and glares at everyone

incidentally, the crow loves James