Sirius: Moony, If You Had To Describe Me In One Word, What Would It Be?

regulus discussing with james about coming out as trans to sirius

sirius overhearing "what if he freaks out james?" "he won't love, he'll be supportive" "this will change everything" "stop worrying, he's your brother, he'll understand" and thinking regulus is pregnant.

also him noticing regulus wearing looser clothes and freaking the fuck out because he is not ready to be an uncle!!!

"the black family madness" the books call it. "the consequences of inbreeding" is what it actually is

evan likes to play with barty's hair—pulling strands of it upward. barty never fixes it after, which is why his hairstyle looks messy, sticking up in every direction. despite that, he doesn't mind because he still looks hot in it—he thinks he's evan's hot mess.

Marlene: You’re going to need to socialize.

Lily: What? No, I don't wanna do that.

Mary: You're going to have a great time, you might meet some new people.

Lily, burying her face in her book: No, no, no, no!

Yknow that audio thats like

“you dated the brutal dictator of Nicaragua?”

“he wasn’t the brutal dictator of Nicaragua when I was dating him, that was his dad!”

That but its James and Sirius,

“You dated my brother?”

“He wasn’t your brother when I dated him, you were disowned!”!

Painful Bartylus to non toxic rosekiller my love

Painful bartylus where [pre emotional growth] Regulus was just excited someone liked him but Barty didn’t like Regulus he loved him

And Regulus didn’t love him back

Painful Bartylus where Reggie was not in the best mental space and couldn’t handle all of Barty’s Bartyness, told him he was too much, too loud, too weird even though Barty was trying so hard not to be

Painful Bartylus where the breakup wasn’t a big deal for Regulus because he figured neither of them were really that emotionally invested and they became friends again immediately but for Barty it was just a desperate attempt to keep Reg in his life

Then Evan Rosier who saw it all happen and couldn’t say anything because these were his two best friends but all he could think was how he could do it so much better, how he and Barty would be so good to each other

Evan Rosier who got the chance about a year later when he and Barty kissed on New Year’s Day and then proceeded to not stop kissing

Barty who was so terrified of losing Evan too and Evan finding it hard because he’s not good at emotions but in every way he can, showing Barty he loved him with hugs and handholds and playing with his hair and Evan’s lap becoming Barty’s new resting place

Evan figuring out he’s ace and worrying Barty won’t want him anymore

Barty saying I love you for the first time when Evan finally breaks down over it 

Evan not being able to say it back straight away and Barty not minding because he already knew from all the ways Evan showed him already

Evan finally saying it and Barty nearly bursting into tears because honestly he never thought in a million years he could ever be this happy

And because I’m on a roll w it

Regulus finally doing better when he starts dating James, Regulus who notices how it affects James when people call him weird or too much, Regulus who sees how different Barty is with Evan than he ever was with him

Regulus who REALISES.

Regulus who finally apologises.

i used to think my lil harry potter phase would stop when i got older.

then i crossed over to the gay side. oh boy. oooooh boy. this is now an integral part of my personality forever i'm pretty sure heh

and i'm so here for it.

MARAUDERS HEADCANON

When Lily and James started dating everyone at Hogwarts started to call them Jily, and they were both so happy about it.

But then, the other marauders called them Lames and they hated it. Sirius laughed so much when the first time he called them that.

The couple decided that they needed a name to call themselves when they were alone. When Remus heard this, he said to Lily in one of their classes:

Flowerpot

And she burst out laughing because, she LOVED it.

Sirius getting in trouble and McGonagall not calling his parents because Sirius was disowned, but also not calling the Potters because they had to take care of talking to James.

So, she decides to bring Regulus to her office and just let him yell at Sirius.

the marauders group chat

peter: good night homos!!!

peter: *homies

peter: eh same thing