Just, This.

an essential part of writing marauders fics is the google search entitled "synonym for serious"

guys do you ever just-

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crimson rivers

???!!

Remus and Regulus watching true crime documentaries and their boyfriends sat next to them terrified

Barty: All the haters being like “aren’t you wanted by the state?”

Barty: Its like-

Barty: I’m wanted by a lot of people okay?

Barty: that’s the price of being pretty

Barty: Anyways I did commit a bit of Arson

Evan: as you should

MARAUDERS HEADCANON #5

In forth year, Sirius started using black nail polish and eyeliner. Sloughorn gave him detention because it "wasn't appropriate" for a BOY to paint his nails and wear makeup.

The next day, all the Marauders and many other Gryffindor and Hufflepuff students that liked the idea painted their nails and used eyeliner.

When the professor tried to talk to McGonagall, she shrugged and simply said

"I'm sorry Horace, but in my opinion there is nothing wrong about it, so I don't see detention necessary"

Then smiled to the boys and left, leaving the old potions teacher with an open mouth.

we as a fandom need to talk more about evan and regulus' friendship please and thank you

jegulus telling sirius they are dating on april fools day and he laughed because haha nice joke prongs and then the next day they are still holding hands and kissing

Imagine if the Marauders started a Podcast

The episodes would be amazing:

"Why You Should Never Trust a Slytherin"

"How to Handle a Moody Marauder"

"The Remus Lupin Fan Club"

"A Sirius Talk About... Feelings"

"Marauder’s Map: The Places We Shouldn’t Have Been"

"The Secret Life of Animagi"

"How to Make a Big Deal Out of the Smallest Thing (Thanks, Sirius)"

"A History of Bad Decisions: The Marauders Edition"

"The One Where We Almost Got Caught (Again)"

"Potter’s Perfect Hair: A 12-Step Guide"

"The Marauder’s Guide to Losing Everything (Except Our Pride)"

"How to Get Detention with Style"

"Potions: Poisoning Our Teachers Since 1974"

"James Potter’s Quidditch Rants: A Legacy of Yelling"

"How We Got Away With It (Spoiler: We Didn’t)"

"Remus Lupin: The Marauder Who Actually Studied"

"Moonwater: A Platonic Love Story with Zero Emotional Skills"

"The Slytherin Conspiracy: Why Snape is Definitely Not Our Friend"

"Siriusly, Remus? I’m Right Here!"

"James Potter: Loveable Idiot or Just an Idiot?"

"Wolfstar: The Original ‘Will They, Won’t They’"

"Jegulus: The Enemies-to-Lovers Story You Never Knew You Needed"

"The Marauder’s Guide to Love: Romantic Advice from the Worst Experts"

"How to Suffer in Silence (Remus and Regulus Edition)"

"Marauder Pranks: The Ones We Didn’t Mean to Pull"

"The One Time Regulus Black Smiled and Everyone Panicked"

"How to Survive a Full Moon (With Minimal Blood Loss)"

"The Moonwater Chronicles: How to Have a Completely Inappropriate Conversation"

These are just to name a few, I can come up with more if you’d like ✨

look i am all for the james “christmas whore” potter and regulus “the grinch” black but what we are all forgetting is that the grinch actually loved christmas he just pretended he didn’t bc of his big sad heart

btw wolfstar dates consist of them making james come along & then james makes peter come along. wolfstar are rarely actually alone.